Husband and his wife are going to the hospital because the wife is in labor. They get in a car crash. They are in a coma. The baby has to be delivered in some weird way. Six weeks later, the husband and wife wake up. the doctor says "I'm sorry, but you were out so long, that we had to have your brother name the twins, which are boy and girl." the mom is worried, because her brother is such a royal screw up. "What are their names?" "The girl is Denice." "OH!well thats not to bad. Whats the boy's name?" "Denephew." haha. this is a joke i actually found on this site |
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go I'm standing here outside your door I hate to wake you up to say goodbye But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn Already I'm so lonesome. I could cry. [Chorus:] So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you'll never let me go. I'm leavin' on a jet plane I don't know when I'll be back again Oh, babe, I hate to go. There's so many times I've let you down So many times I've played around I tell you now, they don't mean a thing Ev'ry place I go, I'll think of you Ev'ry song I sing, I'll sing for you When I come back, I'll wear your wedding ring. [Chorus] Now the time has come to leave you One more time, let me kiss you Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way. Dream about the days to come When I won't have to leave alone About the times, I won't have to say, [Chorus] |
