CoolGirl - I look for a river to avoid dehydration.
You find a creek close to camp and begin collecting water to take back to camp. Remember, each person in the team needs 10 water and 10 food per few turns. (Water - 75% complete. Extra 25% because of explorer skill)
Husband and his wife are going to the hospital because the wife is in labor. They get in a car crash. They are in a coma. The baby has to be delivered in some weird way. Six weeks later, the husband and wife wake up. the doctor says "I'm sorry, but you were out so long, that we had to have your brother name the twins, which are boy and girl." the mom is worried, because her brother is such a royal screw up. "What are their names?"
"The girl is Denice." "OH!well thats not to bad. Whats the boy's name?" "Denephew."
haha. this is a joke i actually found on this site
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome. I could cry.
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go.
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go.
There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Ev'ry place I go, I'll think of you
Ev'ry song I sing, I'll sing for you
When I come back, I'll wear your wedding ring.
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, let me kiss you
Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way.
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times, I won't have to say,
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