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I am at least 30 years old OR I intend to fake it by using my superior maturity, spelling/grammar skills, and indoor voice.
I am definitely over the age of 13.
I fully realize that I will not agree with everything people post on the internet. And that's okay.
I hereby certify that I know the difference between "your" and "you're" and the differences between "there", "their", and "they're". However, if I do not, then I will learn the differences before I attempt to post any text whatsoever.
I understand that this is a privately owned website and I will not whine about "Free Speech" if I get banned or my posts are deleted simply because the admin who read them thought they were mildly annoying.
I will be respectful to others.