Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11689", "posts": [ { "id": "1220745", "time": "1652453351", "html": "i never learn anything from duolingo", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1220746", "time": "1652453407", "html": "2 says no, 1 says yes. hmmmmm", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1220747", "time": "1652453460", "html": "banane", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1220748", "time": "1652453466", "html": "<a href=\"https://push.duolingo.com/\">Unsuspecting link.</a>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220749", "time": "1652453549", "html": "nevermind i love duolingo try it for free today!", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1220751", "time": "1652454154", "html": "My father acquired a chunk of his personality from Ernest P. Worrell.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220752", "time": "1652454274", "html": "me aswell", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1220753", "time": "1652454324", "html": "You're much younger than him, are you sure?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220754", "time": "1652454399", "html": "im not younger than him at all", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1220755", "time": "1652454534", "html": "did you forget bug is thousands of years old?<br /><br />edit: oh wait now that sounds like your dad seems thousands of years old that was an accident oops I didnt mean it like that", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1220756", "time": "1652454732", "html": "lol", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1220757", "time": "1652454748", "html": "Agreed, Stripes.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220760", "time": "1652454883", "html": "What are the summers here like?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220764", "time": "1652455017", "html": "quieter sometimes", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1220765", "time": "1652455031", "html": "where you live? I have no idea", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1220783", "time": "1652456011", "html": "I meant on Twocans, sorry.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220784", "time": "1652456045", "html": "i return to serve", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1220785", "time": "1652457055", "html": "Half of the posts I make are thrown away.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220787", "time": "1652457653", "html": "Does a special thing happen when I reach 8000 posts?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220788", "time": "1652457708", "html": "no, only when you reach 10k", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1220789", "time": "1652457709", "html": "you release bodily fluids originating from your bladder and your rectum in the fabric of reality", "user": "hugzfafad" }, { "id": "1220790", "time": "1652457752", "html": "language", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1220791", "time": "1652457774", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/andromedafallen\">AndromedaFallen</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">no, only when you reach 10k</div></div><br />Like what? Do I enter the Super Kewl Club?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220792", "time": "1652457793", "html": "yeah", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1220793", "time": "1652457821", "html": "Wooooow.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" } ], "users": { "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3208" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5897" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6656" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41508.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12738" }, "andromedafallen": { "name": "AndromedaFallen", "key": "andromedafallen", "url": "/users/andromedafallen", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32932.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1200" }, "hugzfafad": { "name": "HugzFafad", "key": "hugzfafad", "url": "/users/hugzfafad", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41626.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "537" } }, "page_num": 162, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 370 }

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