Two Cans & String

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background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">or dont, 1 year of education is expensive, you are getting a whole extra one for free!</div></div><br />real", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1260856", "time": "1673580103", "html": "idk why i have so much to say in my blog today but anyway i felt really sick so i decided to sit in bed, unmoving, and just eat crackers with a meat and a cheese very slowly in the hopes it will make my urge to vomit dissipate. mission successful<br /><br />moral of the story of the day: eat more than 1 bowl of icecream a day<br /><br />edit the crackers didnt fix me i hope i dont throw up and ruin my new record", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1260886", "time": "1673597643", "html": "aw I hope you feel better soon. and eating more than 1 bowl of ice cream is easy, I eat whole tubs a day", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1260888", "time": "1673601430", "html": "feel better soon stripes!!", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1260925", "time": "1673636873", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/stripes\">stripes</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">idk why i have so much to say in my blog today but anyway i felt really sick so i decided to sit in bed, unmoving, and just eat crackers with a meat and a cheese very slowly in the hopes it will make my urge to vomit dissipate. mission successful<br /><br />moral of the story of the day: eat more than 1 bowl of icecream a day<br /><br />edit the crackers didnt fix me i hope i dont throw up and ruin my new record</div></div><br /><br />If it makes you feel better I almost threw up today and broke my record", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1260949", "time": "1673645619", "html": "thanks everyone and its ok i feel a little bit better now but i still have the trembles \ud83d\ude44", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1261224", "time": "1673840035", "html": "today we went to a friends house who lives really far away. i wasnt going to go at first but i decided to because i love long car rides at night and i knew we would leave after it got dark. it was fun<br /><br />on another more serious note, i got a little pacman tamagotchi and now i have to take care of it\ud83d\ude44 except no one told me there wasnt a pause button \ud83d\ude1f i dont know why i expected there to be one but i already know it is going to die (rip)<br /><br />my first tamagotchi \ud83d\ude0b please give me tips how am i supposed to take care of it when i have other things to do this is stressful", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1261225", "time": "1673840210", "html": "stripes this information is amazing please dont let your tomagatchoiaa die pls i will help you and remind you every day", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1261233", "time": "1673845019", "html": "yay thanks bug he wakes up at 7am so he will probably be sad every morning \ud83d\ude1f", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1261234", "time": "1673845249", "html": "make him wake up LATER ugh what is with people these days and waking up before TEN", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1261236", "time": "1673845866", "html": "i cant control it i hope he dies", "user": "stripes" } ], "users": { "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2375" }, "0blivion": { "name": "0blivion", "key": "0blivion", "url": "/users/0blivion", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39182.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "698" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39302.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2860" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39539.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9815" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39231.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9704" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5132" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4521" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1003" } }, "page_num": 46, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 48 }

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