Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11693", "posts": [ { "id": "1197705", "time": "1645235727", "html": "maybe if you kept it in your room? also you'd have to do a lot of research into birds. also petco sucks. also that's all i have to say", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1197706", "time": "1645235822", "html": "The thing I hate most about Petco is their vet. They punched my poor dead dog Chief in the face and made him bleed.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197707", "time": "1645235862", "html": "what the fuck?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1197708", "time": "1645235918", "html": "<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"> oh my gurd buggy swer!!!11!1>1?1?1'!?1?1//1/111/!?!? </div><br />Yeah. It could have been one of the reasons he was even weaker when he was dying.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197710", "time": "1645235983", "html": "Why did the petco vet punch your dead dog? I couldn't imagine a situation where that'd be warranted.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1197712", "time": "1645236030", "html": "He was always a really good boy, but I guess edgy teens work at the Petco vet.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197713", "time": "1645236041", "html": "that literally makes no sense", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1197714", "time": "1645236067", "html": "That is nowhere near a good reason. That guy sounds like such a dick.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1197715", "time": "1645236072", "html": "Yeah. I guess they are just dicks.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197717", "time": "1645236145", "html": "its more than just being a dick", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1197718", "time": "1645236178", "html": "I miss Chief.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197720", "time": "1645236204", "html": "is that your dog or is this a new topic", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1197721", "time": "1645236234", "html": "That was his name.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197722", "time": "1645236411", "html": "im sorry about your dog acky, im also angry about the vet thing, have you ever heard of the rainbow bridge poem? i would quote it but i forget all of it but i remember its a nice sentiment", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1197725", "time": "1645237427", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">They punched my poor dead dog Chief in the face and made him bleed.</div></div> why would someone think thats a good idea", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1197726", "time": "1645237497", "html": "thats what i thought", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1198007", "time": "1645397663", "html": "no blog today, i am too sad", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1198008", "time": "1645397706", "html": ":(", "user": "titanlord273" }, { "id": "1198015", "time": "1645398044", "html": "Are you okay?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1198017", "time": "1645398095", "html": "yeah just sad, i get like this sometimes its ok it will be over in 2-5 business days", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1198026", "time": "1645399315", "html": "Phew.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1198179", "time": "1645477361", "html": "day ???<br /><br />today was boring so<br />i am going to steal poodonkus (i think thats how yo spell it)/ maple's blog idea because! no ideas are original so why pretend.<br /><br />pick a name for me based on me. adrogynous, feminine, masculine, whatever. any names other than basic ones (like john or something, no offense to johns out there)<br />some names i like already are bug. thats it<br /><br />also if nobody gives name suggestions i will just start talking to myself in here", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1198218", "time": "1645492723", "html": "Gus.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1198221", "time": "1645494489", "html": "Alex. I may be biased here, though.", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1198237", "time": "1645499612", "html": "where did gus come from? I'm curious", "user": "bug" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34148.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3508" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8730" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34284.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9020" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34093.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1804" }, "titanlord273": { "name": "Titanlord273", "key": "titanlord273", "url": "/users/titanlord273", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30773.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "261" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34189.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "481" } }, "page_num": 3, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 47 }

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