Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11696", "posts": [ { "id": "1279066", "time": "1679190115", "html": "<span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">fuck you</span>", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279067", "time": "1679190135", "html": "lol", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279069", "time": "1679190520", "html": "i should've checked the link lmao", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279092", "time": "1679194960", "html": "Formality Range, I guess.<br /><br />Cat 1: Old users and moderators<br />Cat 2: Users in their early 20s that are more formal<br />Cat 3: Users in their early 20s less formal or late teens that are more formal.<br />Cat 4: Users in teens that are medium formal<br />Cat 5: Users in teens that are less formal<br />Cat 6: Users that are 13 and 14 and usually informal.<br />Cat 7: trolls, bots, peds, etc<br /><br />Cat 1: Blake, J_^AXXIE, Antagonist, Wildface<br />Cat 2: TinmansGirl27, Mathmanic125, Kylljoy, antimony pentafluoride<br />Cat 3: \u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano, 0blivion<br />Cat 4: dementedkermit, e-bag, BroncoBoy18, W_Licky, hoylecake, Probot <br />Cat 5: bug, stripes, $4MU$, noiwillnot, Titanlord237, asawyer92<br />Cat 6: axolotl, ackyyackyattack<br />Cat 7: Markov, bug's 58-year old alternate persona <br /><br />I have to be sure about people's ages for this. noiwillnot is a recent move, from Cat 6 to Cat 5 by turning 15. Mathy is also a recent move, by turning 20, thus going from Cat 3 to Cat 2.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279093", "time": "1679195031", "html": "that is the wrong category for me", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1279094", "time": "1679195108", "html": "what would you rate probot?<br /><br />he's a senior in highschool", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279095", "time": "1679195120", "html": "bug you are with one of the majority Categories.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279096", "time": "1679195150", "html": "hey! you said i could be cat 5. >:(", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1279097", "time": "1679195185", "html": "Are you still 14?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279098", "time": "1679195244", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/axolotl\">axolotl</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">hey! you said i could be cat 5. >:(</div></div><br />lmao<br /><br />i think he's like 15", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279099", "time": "1679195278", "html": "Probot is Cat 4.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279100", "time": "1679195281", "html": "yes but i don't care i said<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/axolotl\">axolotl</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">bruh i don\u2019t want to be cat 6 i\u2019m barely even an actual 14 y/o</div></div><br />and you said "sure i'll put you in cat 5" so yes", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1279101", "time": "1679195311", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">bug you are with one of the majority Categories.</div></div><br />i am 58 years old", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1279102", "time": "1679195313", "html": "axy how old are you?<br /><br />bug's 58-year old alternate persona is Cat 7", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279103", "time": "1679195383", "html": "14.5448 years old", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1279104", "time": "1679195387", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Formality Range, I guess.<br /><br />Cat 1: Old users and moderators<br />Cat 2: Users in their early 20s that are more formal<br />Cat 3: Users in their early 20s less formal or late teens that are more formal.<br />Cat 4: Users in teens that are medium formal<br />Cat 5: Users in teens that are less formal<br />Cat 6: Users that are 13 and 14 and usually informal.<br />Cat 7: trolls, bots, peds, etc<br /><br />Cat 1: Blake, J_^AXXIE, Antagonist, Wildface<br />Cat 2: TinmansGirl27, Mathmanic125, Kylljoy, antimony pentafluoride<br />Cat 3: \u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano, 0blivion<br />Cat 4: dementedkermit, e-bag, BroncoBoy18, W_Licky, hoylecake, Probot<br />Cat 5: bug, stripes, $4MU$, noiwillnot, Titanlord237, asawyer92<br />Cat 6: axolotl, ackyyackyattack<br />Cat 7: Markov<br /><br />I have to be sure about people's ages for this. noiwillnot is a recent move, from Cat 6 to Cat 5 by turning 15. Mathy is also a recent move, by turning 20, thus going from Cat 3 to Cat 2.<br /></div></div><br />don't forget fwip, graysef, or sosphryne", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279105", "time": "1679195403", "html": "You'll be stuck with ack for now, axy<br /><br />This isn\u2019t a ranking. It\u2019s a way of organizing people by age and formality.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279106", "time": "1679195550", "html": "What if I become formal? What category would I be in then?<br />There's no category for formal 13/14 year-olds.", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1279107", "time": "1679195643", "html": "i'm happy i'm not considered a troll :)", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279109", "time": "1679195662", "html": "I if you become formal, you get to go to the normal teen categories. Look, just wait, and you\u2019ll get to party with bug stripes and all of them<br /><br />If axy started using capitalization and better grammar, that would be cat 4, with me.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279110", "time": "1679195734", "html": "Hey man. Obviously I'm Cat 1. You should... uh... know this. It's true. I'm 30.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1279112", "time": "1679195786", "html": "Theki's 14, right? He should be in Cat 6 as well.", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1279114", "time": "1679195825", "html": "Nope ack u r in middle school and 14. You can comfort axy", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279116", "time": "1679195842", "html": "hey, licky?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279117", "time": "1679195867", "html": "samus is a higher cat than axy? thats crazy", "user": "dementedkermit" } ], "users": { "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4145" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10521" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6672" }, "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37605.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6560" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41508.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12808" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11843" } }, "page_num": 17, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 20 }

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