Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11702", "posts": [ { "id": "1289494", "time": "1682565842", "html": "Yeah, a little bit. She seriously didn't let my sister read a book for school, because the main character had schizophrenia. She described the book as "A guy tries to kill himself, and then imagines he's on a boat because they put him on drugs" when in reality, it is not like that at all.", "user": "ebagsotheraccount" }, { "id": "1289497", "time": "1682566174", "html": "well i can confirm 2 of those things are real for real", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1289503", "time": "1682568524", "html": "My girlfriends mom is an educator but constantly destroys my girlfriend's mental health", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1289706", "time": "1682780269", "html": "I participated in a dodgeball tournament yesterday. One of the rounds, I won the game for my team. That was pretty cool.", "user": "ebagsotheraccount" }, { "id": "1289792", "time": "1682931306", "html": "Thank you. Goodnight. Goodbye.", "user": "ebagsotheraccount" }, { "id": "1289844", "time": "1682971857", "html": "We're here for you, ebag", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1290212", "time": "1683260581", "html": "POST 404 - POST NOT FOUND", "user": "ebagsotheraccount" }, { "id": "1290213", "time": "1683260856", "html": "Time to ruin my epic awesome post count of 11,111.<br /><br />Guess who's back<br />Back again<br /><br />I'm happy. Everything is okay. I'm okay. Hyper, actually. I will not inform any of you why I said what I did, nor will I repeat what I said. I'm still changing, but I don't think I should be trying to change alone. That's not a good mindset. Anyways, it's 11:30 at night, I'm gonna pass out, and wake up to no new posts here in the morning, probably. Thank you. Goodnight. Goodbye.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1290215", "time": "1683268539", "html": "noooo the post count<br /><br />but hey welcome back!", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290220", "time": "1683288283", "html": "There\u2019s only one thing to do now\u2026<br /><br />111,111 posts", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1290227", "time": "1683299021", "html": "What about 12345", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1290230", "time": "1683300299", "html": "That's the plan.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1290232", "time": "1683301592", "html": "better get posting then", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290239", "time": "1683312857", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">What about 12345</div></div><br />I like 111,111 better", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1290240", "time": "1683312926", "html": "111 thousand?!", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290242", "time": "1683313788", "html": "Mere mortals cower at the thought<br /><br />Only the immortal embrace the path to destiny", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1290257", "time": "1683320409", "html": "I just need to post 100,000 more times. If I post 4 times a day, every day, I'll only be 86 when I reach 111,111. Let's do this.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1290262", "time": "1683323533", "html": "just play gender race", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290264", "time": "1683323617", "html": "That kinda feels like cheating to me. I don't know why.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1290268", "time": "1683324197", "html": "then more forum games if not only gender race", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290272", "time": "1683324995", "html": "Ok, that's your allocated 4 posts for today. You can do more.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1290274", "time": "1683325277", "html": "No. If I make more posts, I won't be 86 when I finally make enough posts!", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1290275", "time": "1683325453", "html": "go for 10 a day, you can do it", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290280", "time": "1683326410", "html": "But he'll be like 43 by then. No, that's still too long. Do 20 a day and you'll finished before turning 30.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1290281", "time": "1683326903", "html": "Who said I wanted to reach 111,111 in a short amount of time?", "user": "ebag" } ], "users": { "ebagsotheraccount": { "name": "e-bag's other account", "key": "ebagsotheraccount", "url": "/users/ebagsotheraccount", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39549.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "404" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7072" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42271.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1412" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11309" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6419" }, "amissaanima": { "name": "amissa anima", "key": "amissaanima", "url": "/users/amissaanima", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3226.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3894" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24472.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12788" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42716.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11243" } }, "page_num": 19, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 22 }

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