Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11702", "posts": [ { "id": "1292668", "time": "1685115029", "html": "Mine also does that! Isn't that wild?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1292675", "time": "1685122199", "html": "for sure it is!", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1292969", "time": "1685502540", "html": "Back from camping. Very cool, was quite fun.<br /><br />I've now been asked to draw people cuddling. But, how? How do I do that? How do I even draw people, let alone people cuddling?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1292970", "time": "1685502611", "html": "you cant people do not cuddle it is physically impossible good luck!", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1292972", "time": "1685502697", "html": "Oh, okay. Thank you Bug!", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1292973", "time": "1685502801", "html": "no problem! i make thousands of dollars a year from art commissions!", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1292976", "time": "1685503689", "html": "Woah! How are you so good at art?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1292985", "time": "1685504848", "html": "They steal art and resell it.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1292986", "time": "1685504866", "html": "no :( you are insulting me", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1292987", "time": "1685504915", "html": "mb g", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1293382", "time": "1685823822", "html": "https://tinyurl.com/PercySeasideTrip", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1293387", "time": "1685835105", "html": "sick", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1293394", "time": "1685838993", "html": "<a href=\"https://tinyurl.com/PercySeasideTripFull\">I actually made it the full song.</a>", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1293586", "time": "1686033586", "html": "So, a funny thing just happened.<br /><br />I'm in a chat that I made with a few people, and one of them likes Thomas. He hadn't been there for a few months at this point, and I kinda thought he had forgotten about the chat. So, tonight, I was bored. No one was online, and I was gonna sleep soon, so I just posted a .mp3 of a Thomas song, joking that I would totally summon the man who liked it.<br /><br />Within FIVE MINUTES, he appeared.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1293589", "time": "1686036414", "html": "you have summoned him", "user": "flopflopsalmon" }, { "id": "1293592", "time": "1686038169", "html": "I tend to do that sometimes.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1293664", "time": "1686101214", "html": "You eat the end piece on a loaf of bread because it would be wasteful otherwise.<br /><br />I eat the end piece of a loaf of bread because I like it. We are not the same.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1293667", "time": "1686101955", "html": "Oooh my mom really likes it too, I think it's her favourite part", "user": "yuletidecarol" }, { "id": "1293668", "time": "1686102061", "html": "how", "user": "flopflopsalmon" }, { "id": "1293669", "time": "1686102177", "html": "its my favourite part too \ud83d\ude0b", "user": "nightsintodreams" }, { "id": "1293670", "time": "1686102463", "html": "Okay, follow up, what do you call that piece of bread? I've always known it as the heel.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1293672", "time": "1686102693", "html": "I thought it was the nub. Somehow yours sounds more correct though lol", "user": "yuletidecarol" }, { "id": "1293675", "time": "1686102889", "html": "Haha, I like that. The nub.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1293684", "time": "1686120864", "html": "I just call it the crust/edge piece", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1293689", "time": "1686150405", "html": "yeah i just call it the crust piece too", "user": "dementedkermit" } ], "users": { "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11309" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7072" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3265" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24472.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12788" }, "flopflopsalmon": { "name": "flopflopsalmon", "key": "flopflopsalmon", "url": "/users/flopflopsalmon", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33978.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "804" }, "yuletidecarol": { "name": "yuletideCarol", "key": "yuletidecarol", "url": "/users/yuletidecarol", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42712.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "167" }, "nightsintodreams": { "name": "NightsIntoDreams", "key": "nightsintodreams", "url": "/users/nightsintodreams", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6419" } }, "page_num": 21, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 22 }

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