Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11705", "posts": [ { "id": "1234698", "time": "1663277898", "html": "stripes we are literally married with children", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1234699", "time": "1663278373", "html": "wow what are the kids names?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1234703", "time": "1663278960", "html": "nes and fetus apparently, and we have grandchildren and great grandchildren.<br />but in all honesty i could technically be married and have children right now. it would be perfectly legal", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1234705", "time": "1663279201", "html": "i forgot we had kids", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1234747", "time": "1663288577", "html": "im not old enough to get married and settle down and have children. but i am old enough to have a job.", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1234802", "time": "1663293059", "html": "i almost have my license and a car i just need to pass", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1234814", "time": "1663293951", "html": "driving is so scary", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1234817", "time": "1663294157", "html": "It's not bad when you practice.", "user": "ebagsotheraccount" }, { "id": "1234856", "time": "1663333291", "html": "i used to be terrified of driving but now i use it as an escape although its always stressful in bigger towns", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1235054", "time": "1663400284", "html": "it's getting cold now :(", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1235796", "time": "1663698600", "html": "I feel a bit sad today. idk why. I think I've spent too long inside. didn't go to school today either because it's off today, and I've got a sore throat :(", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1235846", "time": "1663706606", "html": "man my wheezy cough is not sounding good", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236149", "time": "1663818827", "html": "it's 5 am and I just woke up to a choir in my throat when I breathe", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236151", "time": "1663819753", "html": "Maybe drink some water. Would that help?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1236152", "time": "1663819832", "html": "I did, luckily I was prepared, I just didn't expect to not be able to breathe when I woke up lol", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236153", "time": "1663819867", "html": "If this happens a lot try a humidifier.<br /><br />Why are you up at 5 AM?", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1236154", "time": "1663820054", "html": "I've been having this wheezy cough and a sore throat the last couple days, this doesn't usually happen. I woke up at 5 am to not being able to breathe because of the cough and I can't sleep again", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236155", "time": "1663820590", "html": "I'm just saying... cough, sore throat, shortness of breath... sounds an awful lot like a common disease that's been going around.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1236161", "time": "1663822068", "html": "the last time I had covid was nothing like this, I had a bad allergy a few days ago and it seems like the cough hasn't gone away. my sister's also gotten sick so it might be that as well. but I should probably do a test (even though I'm sure it's not covid)", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236163", "time": "1663823225", "html": "Different variants, different situations. Better to be on the safe side, yes?", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1236170", "time": "1663831372", "html": "didn't have time to do a test this morning. I'm so tired and I feel ill but I have to go to school :(", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236324", "time": "1663880037", "html": "my throats getting better but it's so embarrassing to be coughing non stop when the teacher is explaining something and the class is silent, especially because my cough is a proper wheezy congested cough. nobody even said a word about it, not even my partners, which makes me feel weird", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236325", "time": "1663881088", "html": "I feel dizzy while sitting down, I think something's wrong with me", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1236326", "time": "1663881286", "html": "i was going to give you advice but i can see the reflection of me typing on a pan next to me and it is tripping me out", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1236550", "time": "1663963508", "html": "hah I've done that before it's so trippy", "user": "noiwillnot" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5132" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4521" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39302.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2860" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38811.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1615" }, "ebagsotheraccount": { "name": "e-bag's other account", "key": "ebagsotheraccount", "url": "/users/ebagsotheraccount", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39549.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "245" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10687" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2375" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13761.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8050" } }, "page_num": 19, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 37 }

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