Two Cans & String

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That's the only notable thing I did today other than playing video games and looking at this site, because I'm currently on spring break.", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1209981", "time": "1649778509", "html": "welcome to the club of blogs that people rarely update. tennis sounds fun, although I'm not much of a sporty person myself. what video games do you play?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1214525", "time": "1651172183", "html": "Okay I kind of didn't do this for a while because i was lazy but anyway<br /><br />My favorite games are games where you do stuff in a nonlinear path, like sandbox-type games i guess.<br /><br />I was the guy who posted that i had a really weird school week.<br />In short some kid sold vodka, some kid took a big one on the bathroom floor, and there was a rumor of a school shooting. And HALF the school got signed out, because of the (rumored) school shooting. Guess who didn't get signed out (me). I didn't want to do ELA but here I am.<br />also i swear but if this girl doesn't like me at this point 'cause all the signs point to it<br /><br />ask me anything else i'm bored", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1215132", "time": "1651261112", "html": "today was normal<br /><br />my parents say i use earbuds too much, i don\u2019t really care though. i love music", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1215284", "time": "1651370014", "html": "i did nothing today, except partake in viewing youtube for... way too long", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1215301", "time": "1651388810", "html": "haha, same here", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1215338", "time": "1651438004", "html": "so i went to a orchestra concert today.<br />and um the theme of it was "Guess the Movie Song" or something like that.<br />and wow, i need to watch more movies because i got like maybe 2/7 out of the themes. i mean they WERE older-ish movies but still", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1215930", "time": "1651526088", "html": "i need to play tennis more often. like really bad.<br />because when you play tennis once a week you get very rusty. i guess you could say that for a lot of things though.", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1216583", "time": "1651613454", "html": "i don\u2019t want to do this rough draft for the allegorical satire known as \u201cAnimal Farm.\u201d<br />this is why i don\u2019t like ELA because you have to actually analyze the text. just reading is a lot more enjoyable", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1216593", "time": "1651613991", "html": "oh I've read that in school", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1217293", "time": "1651748869", "html": "i am wearing a shirt that has all the moon phases on it, on a test day that\u2019s all about the moon phases", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1220001", "time": "1652221462", "html": "i got so lucky i got the last chicken sandwich from panera bread", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1220122", "time": "1652274142", "html": "nice. was it good?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1220132", "time": "1652274855", "html": "it was delectable", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1223833", "time": "1652984355", "html": "<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">^{_{this is the post where i test things}}</span></span></span></span></div><br /><br /><img src=\"https://piskel-imgstore-b.appspot.com/img/bff8f385-6f78-11ed-80c1-655737a99a2a.gif\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1223895", "time": "1652987155", "html": "<img src=\"http://\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1253418", "time": "1669914966", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><img src=\"http://\" alt=\"\" /></div></div><br />bad at grammer I am", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1253419", "time": "1669915338", "html": "wow thanks for reviving my dead blog", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1253420", "time": "1669915967", "html": "no prob<br />don't question the avatar. all new avatars for this slaveImeanalt will be based on this", "user": "dolphinmachinegun" }, { "id": "1253425", "time": "1669919654", "html": "frisk??!?!", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1253428", "time": "1669920608", "html": "asriel!<br />done by hand!", "user": "dolphinmachinegun" }, { "id": "1253429", "time": "1669920698", "html": "w", "user": "dolphinmachinegun" }, { "id": "1253430", "time": "1669920795", "html": "<ul><li></li></ul>", "user": "starwrath" }, { "id": "1253431", "time": "1669920892", "html": "_", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1253432", "time": "1669920987", "html": "[redacted]", "user": "meowmere" } ], "users": { "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42029.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6733" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6376" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42514.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "13328" }, "blonlordpheonix": { "name": "blonlordpheonix", "key": "blonlordpheonix", "url": "/users/blonlordpheonix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42297.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1133" }, "dolphinmachinegun": { "name": "dolphinmachinegun", "key": "dolphinmachinegun", "url": "/users/dolphinmachinegun", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39126.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "42" }, "starwrath": { "name": "starwrath", "key": "starwrath", "url": "/users/starwrath", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39022.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "21" }, "meowmere": { "name": "meowmere", "key": "meowmere", "url": "/users/meowmere", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37303.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "30" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 7 }

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