Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12048", "posts": [ { "id": "1247929", "time": "1667702440", "html": "Figured I may as well start one. <br /><br />First thing is I had an orchestra concert tonight. I sat on stage doing nothing with a tuba for 4 songs and then finally got to play in the last piece. I get concert credit though so I don't really care.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1247930", "time": "1667702500", "html": "Also I legitimately think a 15 year old on roblox has a crush on me irl.<br /><br />This is concerning to say the least, but I don't think she'll try asking my out. One can only hope.<br /><br />(if anyone doesn't know, I'm 19 which is why it would be concerning)", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1247931", "time": "1667705096", "html": "Contrary to what my profile pic says, I am not usually horny. This was just a bad attempt at a joke. Stripes didn't seem to like it, based on their story.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1247932", "time": "1667705564", "html": "Might as well also ask questions to get the thread going.<br /><br />Did y'all play any sports (at any point)? What were they, and when did you play them?", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1247953", "time": "1667706410", "html": "Do ESports count?", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1247954", "time": "1667706601", "html": "Yes! I'm on a college esports team currently so I'd be a hypocrite if I said they didn't.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1247956", "time": "1667708239", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/creeperreaperx\">CreeperReaperX</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Contrary to what my profile pic says, I am not usually horny. This was just a bad attempt at a joke. Stripes didn't seem to like it, based on their story.</div></div> i love it my story is just random words strung together all the time", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1247970", "time": "1667739324", "html": "i used to do horseback riding until my horse died", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1247978", "time": "1667750449", "html": "Horseback riding sounds so cool! I was never balanced enough (or lived near enough horses) to be good at it though.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1247979", "time": "1667750478", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/stripes\">stripes</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"> i love it my story is just random words strung together all the time</div></div><br /><br />Haha I saw your story and thought it was hilarious so I screenshotted it and saved it to my pc.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1248004", "time": "1667755961", "html": "you should do that with all of my stories", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1248025", "time": "1667759301", "html": "I'll think about it", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1248026", "time": "1667759326", "html": "I have two concerts two days in a row also a bi guy wants to cuddle with me and I'm too much of a pussy to tell him no", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1248315", "time": "1667828221", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i used to do horseback riding until my horse died</div></div><br />horse", "user": "horse" }, { "id": "1248335", "time": "1667830640", "html": "yeah he's dead now his penis got frostbite its tragic, really", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1248411", "time": "1667839144", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/creeperreaperx\">CreeperReaperX</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Might as well also ask questions to get the thread going.<br /><br />Did y'all play any sports (at any point)? What were they, and when did you play them?</div></div><br />I used to be pretty okay at soccer. I still play for fun but I was a decent defender.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1248417", "time": "1667841659", "html": "when i was young i wanted to play basketball because people kept telling me i should because i had long legs", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1248418", "time": "1667842367", "html": "how tall are you?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1248419", "time": "1667842804", "html": "5"3", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1248420", "time": "1667843192", "html": "no way", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1248422", "time": "1667845462", "html": "same stirpes", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1248423", "time": "1667845557", "html": "yall are short", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1248425", "time": "1667846933", "html": "how tall are you", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1248426", "time": "1667847077", "html": "5"9", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1248432", "time": "1667848246", "html": "you need to shrink a little", "user": "stripes" } ], "users": { "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1297" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10192" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3208" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6656" }, "horse": { "name": "horse", "key": "horse", "url": "/users/horse", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40177.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "114" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41688.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3001" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5899" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 12 }

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