Two Cans & String

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Good luck man.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1259190", "time": "1672930965", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i think you did and you are a liar</div></div><br />me?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1259210", "time": "1672931567", "html": "yes", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259211", "time": "1672931583", "html": "y", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1259240", "time": "1672932454", "html": "oh wait not you sorry my bad", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259241", "time": "1672932483", "html": "lol", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1259362", "time": "1672951781", "html": "She lives in Pennsylvania and I live in Iowa<br /><br />Imagine having the money for that gas", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1259374", "time": "1672959339", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/creeperreaperx\">CreeperReaperX</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I live in Iowa</div></div><br />no way same", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1259398", "time": "1672962798", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/creeperreaperx\">CreeperReaperX</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">She lives in Pennsylvania and I live in Iowa<br /><br />Imagine having the money for that gas</div></div><br />i would personally do anything for a long distance shit", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1259405", "time": "1672963425", "html": "for a long distance what?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259408", "time": "1672963447", "html": "friendship or relationship", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1259414", "time": "1672963557", "html": "dont you mean friendshit or relationshit", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259415", "time": "1672963582", "html": "yep </3", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1259499", "time": "1672993085", "html": "lol", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1260865", "time": "1673581330", "html": "So we're officially dating now so that's nice<br /><br />We're meeting up this Sunday after a few nights of video calling", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1260867", "time": "1673581702", "html": "thats good but just remember there is no such thing as a relationship and everyone is always out to get you because they are all spies sent to destroy you because you are secretly a robot... good luck", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1260910", "time": "1673626766", "html": "Who sent the spies?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1260923", "time": "1673636764", "html": "THEY'RE ONTO US<br /><br />RUN", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1260985", "time": "1673659979", "html": "im not even a robot or human. im a demon who huns demons...<br /><br />that means im gonna kill flannel man", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1260994", "time": "1673665324", "html": "good luck", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1261451", "time": "1674011334", "html": "So me and that girl are officially dating now<br /><br />I dropped her rice purity score by 19 in one night", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1261452", "time": "1674011350", "html": "Also, I'm now officially on my college's football team as a kicker AND a punter", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1261453", "time": "1674011384", "html": "ok.any tips on how to get a gf?", "user": "4mu" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6672" }, "0blivion": { "name": "0blivion", "key": "0blivion", "url": "/users/0blivion", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40200.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1428" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41508.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12808" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4145" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1297" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11843" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3216" } }, "page_num": 9, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 12 }

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