Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12063", "posts": [ { "id": "1249664", "time": "1668439230", "html": "yo. get ready for some chaos", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249667", "time": "1668439269", "html": "chaos", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1249673", "time": "1668439360", "html": "sup", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249674", "time": "1668439424", "html": "anything goes on this page, except racism and autism jokes. the only autism jokes allowed will be from me, axolotl, and Probot", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249678", "time": "1668439569", "html": "Hello samsuran.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1249684", "time": "1668439698", "html": "sup.", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249685", "time": "1668439736", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Hello samsuran.</div></div><br />lol u misspelled my other name. fyi, this is not an alt...<br />also, can you please send me ur whole gallery?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249697", "time": "1668440422", "html": "do you have a lot off money is that why there is money $$$ $in your name", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1249706", "time": "1668440825", "html": "no. i just am running out of ideas", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249711", "time": "1668440996", "html": "well you just have to be creative", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1249712", "time": "1668441051", "html": "<a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V-4N3Ocj8bk\">it's a bird! it's a plane! it's both!</a>", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249713", "time": "1668441108", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">well you just have to be creative</div></div><br />ik, but it's kind of hard when all my stuff has something to do with Samus from Metroid...", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249717", "time": "1668441318", "html": "you could call yourself assmus", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1249720", "time": "1668441400", "html": "that's mean", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1249721", "time": "1668441473", "html": "no its word scramble there are other variations but they are a bit inappropriate so i did the least inappropriate one", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1249729", "time": "1668441947", "html": "sure", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1249759", "time": "1668442767", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">you could call yourself assmus</div></div><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/caveat\">caveat</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">that's mean</div></div><br />i mean, bug has a point there", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249768", "time": "1668442836", "html": "you could also call yourself amuss (which sounds wrong) or susma (which is juvenile). assmus was just the most funny one", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1249771", "time": "1668442860", "html": "lol", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249775", "time": "1668442887", "html": "go ahead and double post. i won't give two shits", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249779", "time": "1668442962", "html": "mods do", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1249786", "time": "1668443070", "html": "how many mods go on each and every thread tho. i bet you none do...", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249798", "time": "1668443152", "html": "suit yourself", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1249815", "time": "1668443479", "html": "people, if i double post, it's <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">usually</span></span></span> on accident", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1249900", "time": "1668445780", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/4mu\">$4MU$</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">how many mods go on each and every thread tho. i bet you none do...</div></div><br />umm im pretty sure at lead some site mods look at each thread, not right away, but they get to everything", "user": "dementedkermit" } ], "users": { "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3914" }, "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37605.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6541" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10438" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6656" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41688.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3001" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11728" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 10 }

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