Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12145", "posts": [ { "id": "1276266", "time": "1678516874", "html": "Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Twitter blog", "user": "twitter" }, { "id": "1276267", "time": "1678518468", "html": "hello, Twitter.", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281815", "time": "1679950279", "html": "so why do people think I'm $4MU$?<br /><br />I'm just a curious fellow. I don't even know who $4MU$ is", "user": "twitter" }, { "id": "1281818", "time": "1679950491", "html": "Ha. You're Samus.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281820", "time": "1679950823", "html": "i swear, that's not me. i'm always online. i'm never logged out. they are logged out most of the time", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281824", "time": "1679951018", "html": "Okay? When somebody has an alt, that doesn't mean the alt and the main are active at the same time. Touch grass, I guess.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281830", "time": "1679951257", "html": "well, you can't claim the soul of an alt, can you? even though it's your own?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281831", "time": "1679951397", "html": "Didn't you hear? Twitter is OS now.<br /><br />So the real Twitter was inside of us all along.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">And is definitely going to be exploited by the dark web, holy fucking shit is this entertaining.</div>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1281833", "time": "1679951569", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/4mu\">$4MU$</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">well, you can't claim the soul of an alt, can you? even though it's your own?</div></div><br />What? How does that prove anything?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281874", "time": "1679954140", "html": "i claimed Twitter, and i would've said if they were an alt or not", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281876", "time": "1679954240", "html": "Lying's still a thing.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281883", "time": "1679954367", "html": "but I'm not lying. Twitter and me are separate entities", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281892", "time": "1679954485", "html": "Okay, I won't pushit. If you wanna say so.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281894", "time": "1679954537", "html": "ik u don't believe me, but pls just stop saying that other accts are me", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281898", "time": "1679954674", "html": "Well that just makes me more suspicious.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281899", "time": "1679954707", "html": "I swear, I am not $4MU$", "user": "twitter" }, { "id": "1281900", "time": "1679954742", "html": "Lmao.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281901", "time": "1679954756", "html": "see? i'm literally not Twitter", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281903", "time": "1679954857", "html": "Alright, your funny license is expired. Anyway, Twitter, I have a question. Why do you still exist?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281909", "time": "1679954990", "html": "Twitter's not even online. also, I talked to them, and they said their account is a joke account.<br /><br />edit: that's weird. i just checked and they weren't online, but now they are...", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281911", "time": "1679955077", "html": "Guys, I swear, I'm not an alt.", "user": "ebagsotheraccount" }, { "id": "1281913", "time": "1679955096", "html": "I was talking with YackyAckyAttack the other day; they agree that they are a joke account.<br /><br />I'm out, you're lookin' for attention, later.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1281915", "time": "1679955110", "html": "See? He's not an alt, he said so.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1281916", "time": "1679955110", "html": "fuck you. Twitter isn't an alt", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281919", "time": "1679955183", "html": "Waaah! Screw you guys! I'm not a catboy! These ears and this tail are a joke!", "user": "ackyyackyattack" } ], "users": { "twitter": { "name": "Twitter", "key": "twitter", "url": "/users/twitter", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40729.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "15" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4145" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41508.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12808" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41668.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4849" }, "ebagsotheraccount": { "name": "e-bag's other account", "key": "ebagsotheraccount", "url": "/users/ebagsotheraccount", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40137.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "257" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41593.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11086" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 5 }

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