Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Twitter blog
19.072 days ago
Mar 11, 2023 - 6:41 AM
19.053 days ago
Mar 11, 2023 - 7:07 AM
so why do people think I'm $4MU$?
I'm just a curious fellow. I don't even know who $4MU$ is
2.482 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 8:51 PM
2.479 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 8:54 PM
i swear, that's not me. i'm always online. i'm never logged out. they are logged out most of the time
2.475 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:00 PM
Okay? When somebody has an alt, that doesn't mean the alt and the main are active at the same time. Touch grass, I guess.
2.473 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:03 PM
well, you can't claim the soul of an alt, can you? even though it's your own?
2.47 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:07 PM
Didn't you hear? Twitter is OS now.
So the real Twitter was inside of us all along.
And is definitely going to be exploited by the dark web, holy fucking shit is this entertaining.
2.469 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:09 PM
well, you can't claim the soul of an alt, can you? even though it's your own?
What? How does that prove anything?
2.467 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:12 PM
i claimed Twitter, and i would've said if they were an alt or not
2.437 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:55 PM
2.436 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:57 PM
but I'm not lying. Twitter and me are separate entities
2.434 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 9:59 PM
Okay, I won't pushit. If you wanna say so.
2.433 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:01 PM
ik u don't believe me, but pls just stop saying that other accts are me
2.432 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:02 PM
Well that just makes me more suspicious.
2.431 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:04 PM
2.43 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:05 PM
2.43 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:05 PM
see? i'm literally not Twitter
2.43 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:05 PM
Alright, your funny license is expired. Anyway, Twitter, I have a question. Why do you still exist?
2.429 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:07 PM
Twitter's not even online. also, I talked to them, and they said their account is a joke account.
edit: that's weird. i just checked and they weren't online, but now they are...
2.427 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:09 PM
Guys, I swear, I'm not an alt.
2.426 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:11 PM
I was talking with YackyAckyAttack the other day; they agree that they are a joke account.
I'm out, you're lookin' for attention, later.
2.426 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:11 PM
See? He's not an alt, he said so.
2.426 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:11 PM
fuck you. Twitter isn't an alt
2.426 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:11 PM
Waaah! Screw you guys! I'm not a catboy! These ears and this tail are a joke!
2.425 days ago
Mar 27, 2023 - 10:13 PM
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"html": "ik u don't believe me, but pls just stop saying that other accts are me",
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"html": "Well that just makes me more suspicious.",
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"html": "I swear, I am not $4MU$",
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"html": "Lmao.",
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"html": "I was talking with YackyAckyAttack the other day; they agree that they are a joke account.<br /><br />I'm out, you're lookin' for attention, later.",
"user": "ackyyackyattack"
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"html": "See? He's not an alt, he said so.",
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"html": "fuck you. Twitter isn't an alt",
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