Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11865", "posts": [ { "id": "1219155", "time": "1652111245", "html": "you should not?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219156", "time": "1652111260", "html": "I may ask, why are you doing, stepbro?", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1219157", "time": "1652111264", "html": "\ud83d\ude0e Advice: Don't buy an iPhone", "user": "hugzfafad" }, { "id": "1219159", "time": "1652111279", "html": "what is an iphone?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219162", "time": "1652111383", "html": "I\u2019d like to make it harder and harder to counteract the optimization.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1219164", "time": "1652111402", "html": "actercount the what now?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219165", "time": "1652111414", "html": "Now and then so I don't know what it is doing.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1219166", "time": "1652111498", "html": "markov are you gay?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219167", "time": "1652111506", "html": "Markov Markov Markov Markov Markov markov Markov Markov Markov Markov a Markov Markov Markov markov Markov Markov Markov Markov Markov markov markov markov You may be banned for spam by the autobot soon.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1219168", "time": "1652111532", "html": "thats so cute markov?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219169", "time": "1652111536", "html": "That time, when Everest triumphs were so many, many of our daughters went to the Everest and hoisted the Tricolor flag.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1219451", "time": "1652125787", "html": "markov stripes moment", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1219453", "time": "1652125834", "html": "Moment markov stripes moment markov stripes moment markov stripes moment markov stripes moment markov stripes moment markov stripes moment", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1219976", "time": "1652213711", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-05-10 20:15:10</h2><br />In general, I feel that once you have the fucking balls to say it.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1220305", "time": "1652302754", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-05-11 20:59:14</h2><br />What are you doing this?", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1220306", "time": "1652302786", "html": "what does that even mean", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1220307", "time": "1652302815", "html": "That after every word it would ping them ten times per message.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1220595", "time": "1652390357", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-05-12 21:19:17</h2><br />I'll do this blog whenever I feel like a boomer for not knowing this before.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1220905", "time": "1652477963", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-05-13 21:39:23</h2><br />markov is always on forums. markov never sleeps markov stop saying the same thing over and over again.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1221018", "time": "1652565584", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-05-14 21:59:44</h2><br />Now you don't know what I am doing.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1221141", "time": "1652653167", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-05-15 22:19:26</h2><br />If you don't go by your birthname, what is your educated opinion on shungite?", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1221659", "time": "1652740897", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-05-16 22:41:37</h2><br />So, I want to know, what is your educated opinion on shungite?", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1221817", "time": "1652797712", "html": "Look now, look all around", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1221818", "time": "1652797713", "html": "This actually increases the mental load of learning a language and learning its writing system are two separate things.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1221819", "time": "1652797734", "html": "There's no sign of life", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33758.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3404" }, "markov": { "name": "Markov", "key": "markov", "url": "/users/markov", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33463.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "400" }, "hugzfafad": { "name": "HugzFafad", "key": "hugzfafad", "url": "/users/hugzfafad", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26229.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "432" }, "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33055.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "578" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33587.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2333" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33865.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3423" } }, "page_num": "22", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 27 }

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