Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11693", "posts": [ { "id": "1219861", "time": "1652203379", "html": "give it to me then", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1219862", "time": "1652203410", "html": "you can have it but i have to remove some parts", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219863", "time": "1652203799", "html": "which parts also thank you", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1219864", "time": "1652203867", "html": "the parts that are embarrassing and also the sad parts because i don't think you want them", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219866", "time": "1652204052", "html": "but you can have the secrets if you promise not to tell anyone them", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219867", "time": "1652204123", "html": "what are we talking about", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1219868", "time": "1652204134", "html": "my brain it is pink", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219870", "time": "1652204746", "html": "No it isn't.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1219871", "time": "1652205017", "html": "yes it is", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1219872", "time": "1652205090", "html": "It's more of a reddish.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220918", "time": "1652484234", "html": "hello welcome to my blog, in todays blog i will talk about today's antics<br />it is hot. and that means i should walk aimlessly around town for 2 hours and also buy ice cream. cool.<br />i also decided that today would be the greatest day to make homemade pasta for the first time. now i will remind you, it is hot. it is like 90 degrees.<br />i did not realize that making pasta would make me sweat so much.<br />anyways, making homemade pasta is easy and i am good at everything i try the first time so it was pretty fun, but since i don't have a machine to make the pasta i have to freehand it. again, this was easy, however, when you are freehand making spaghetti in silence there is a lot of thinking that one can do, i have probably thought through every detail of my entire life and i don't think i will ever be the same after this.<br />give it a try its a lot of fun, you might have a crisis and some of your noodles may contain tears but hey, it helps with the flavor<br /><br />that is all. im going to eat more ice cream and curl up and die.", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1220920", "time": "1652484563", "html": "I'm sorry that you're not doing too well lately. It is super hot outside for the springtime.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220924", "time": "1652485492", "html": "i love the heat though", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1220927", "time": "1652488073", "html": "Oops. I picked up on the wrong signals from that last message. I'm glad you had fun with the pasta and such.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1220931", "time": "1652488395", "html": "no you were right i hate the heat and everything else, too", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1220963", "time": "1652510674", "html": "THAT HOT?!? that's like super hot idk how you live with that heat oh my gosh. but making pasta does sound fun. did it taste good?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1220994", "time": "1652541177", "html": "yeah its may and this weather is really weird for the summer so i don't get it. and yeah the pasta was good im going to make more today i think", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1221026", "time": "1652570434", "html": "<img src=\"http://assets.stickpng.com/images/596dba9ced07ad6118f99905.png\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1221029", "time": "1652575425", "html": "hwhat", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1221030", "time": "1652575752", "html": "<img src=\"https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9bxOafKjBqc9eYFLGRN1IsEHcFHjcLQgQzA&usqp=CAU\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1221031", "time": "1652575977", "html": "acky i have to die now", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1221032", "time": "1652576111", "html": "<img src=\"http://pm1.narvii.com/7715/d9ad63df50c2597ce85f3e39d65f2f94fee9a5d2r1-800-800v2_uhq.jpg\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1221033", "time": "1652576274", "html": "yup. dying.", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1221034", "time": "1652576496", "html": "<img src=\"https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/781872695309901521/69232B3F4FD0E1FD7C856CB5C39DBC3C914517E2/\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1221671", "time": "1652743778", "html": "i hate ohio", "user": "bug" } ], "users": { "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25014.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9134" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6656" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3208" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41508.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12738" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5899" } }, "page_num": "42", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 124 }

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