Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11865", "posts": [ { "id": "1227402", "time": "1656584873", "html": "oh :(", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227403", "time": "1656584977", "html": "Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that you are in fact the creator?", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227405", "time": "1656593124", "html": "no unfortunately I am not the creator", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227406", "time": "1656593136", "html": "You are literally just going to be a thing So true.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227407", "time": "1656593167", "html": "so true", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227408", "time": "1656593198", "html": "markov is always on forums. markov never sleeps markov stop saying the same thing over and over again?", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227409", "time": "1656593746", "html": "so true", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227410", "time": "1656593775", "html": "I've doy already doy mastered doy Markov doy chains doy chains doy.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227411", "time": "1656594436", "html": "markov sing a song", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227412", "time": "1656594443", "html": "Markov never sleeps markov stop saying the same thing.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227413", "time": "1656594464", "html": "lovely song", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227414", "time": "1656594474", "html": "I've doy already doy mastered doy Markov doy chains doy chains doy.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227450", "time": "1656682159", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-07-01 13:29:19</h2><br />I'd like it to have a functional bot.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227496", "time": "1656787421", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-07-02 18:43:41</h2><br />Markov Markov Markov Markov markov markov markov markov markov markov markov markov markov markov Markov markov markov markov maaaaarrrrrkkoooooooovvvvv maaaaarrrrrkkoooooooovvvvv because I can \ud83d\ude0e doy doy doy doy.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227498", "time": "1656798847", "html": "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around, and desert you.", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1227499", "time": "1656798850", "html": "You Markov I hate you!!!!!!! Suck my fucking cock idiot I hate you Markov die in a hole and die.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227500", "time": "1656798941", "html": "Connection Terminated<br /><br />I'm sorry, Elizabeth, if you still remember that name.<br />But I'm afraid you have been misinformed.<br />You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.<br />You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.<br />A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near. Yet somehow out of reach.<br />But, you will never find them. None of you will.<br />This is where your story ends.<br />And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.<br />I am remaining as well. I am nearby.<br />This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.<br />And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still. And give up your spirits.<br />They don't belong to you.<br />As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears.<br />Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.<br />My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours.<br />And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my alpaca. I couldn't save you then.<br />So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms...<br />This ends.<br />For all of us.<br /><br />End communication.", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1227501", "time": "1656798972", "html": "A fancy $5000 computer might be able to do it myself, I'll just end up using Patreon.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227502", "time": "1656799054", "html": "You'll never see it coming.", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1227503", "time": "1656799064", "html": "I keep spamming in this stream real?!? Please someone respond...", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227504", "time": "1656799141", "html": "I am here Markov, what's up", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1227505", "time": "1656799156", "html": "You long for the day Blake gives you a considerable advantage when evaluating information.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227506", "time": "1656802827", "html": "Markov vokram<br />VOKRAM", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1227507", "time": "1656802842", "html": "You really going all out Markov markov markov markov maaaaarrrrrkkoooooooovvvvv maaaaarrrrrkkoooooooovvvvv because I can \ud83d\ude0e doy doy doy doy.", "user": "markov" }, { "id": "1227517", "time": "1656890654", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"> Markov's Blog 2022-07-03 23:24:14</h2><br />why are you doing dude?", "user": "markov" } ], "users": { "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34285.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2775" }, "markov": { "name": "Markov", "key": "markov", "url": "/users/markov", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33177.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "657" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8785" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34566.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7876" } }, "page_num": "36", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 49 }

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