Two Cans & String

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"Fwen" is a DUMB and STUPID word used by EIGHT YEAR OLDS, who watch MY LITTLE PONY and play UNDERTALE.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1262865", "time": "1674576075", "html": "sorry, theki", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1262866", "time": "1674576106", "html": "theki just described me aged 9-11", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1262867", "time": "1674576108", "html": "<span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">You are aware I play Undertale, right Theki?</span>", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1262871", "time": "1674576151", "html": "and i still watch MLP<br />its just nostalgiac", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1262872", "time": "1674576173", "html": "Nobody CARES, Samus.<br /><br />And no, I was not aware of that Bronco. You're not eight, though. So.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1262980", "time": "1674585087", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/frumpy\">Frumpy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">can i have $2 then</div></div> $1 dollar for you. dont spend it all in one place", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1262992", "time": "1674586479", "html": "great now there is only 1$ left in the world", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1262993", "time": "1674586553", "html": "Bug, you're the president, print more money", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1262995", "time": "1674587097", "html": "ooh right i will do that today", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263028", "time": "1674592577", "html": "don't cause inflation", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1263031", "time": "1674594595", "html": "there is . 2 whole dollars in the world left. but sure i will be worried about inflation", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1263046", "time": "1674598012", "html": "give me the mony.... 2dolor", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1263067", "time": "1674605791", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/4mu\">$4MU$</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">hey, alex?</div></div><br />yeah?", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1263118", "time": "1674631484", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">there is . 2 whole dollars in the world left. but sure i will be worried about inflation</div></div><br />i will bid for one of these dollars", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1263140", "time": "1674654433", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/stripes\">stripes</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">$1 dollar for you. dont spend it all in one place</div></div><br /><br />Hell yeah!! Now I can finally finish building my SU-34 Flanker!", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1263148", "time": "1674660837", "html": "Funny Sukhoi.", "user": "ebag" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5132" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39392.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2129" }, "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37605.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4473" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39469.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5166" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39539.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9815" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39302.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2860" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4521" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38811.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1615" }, "0blivion": { "name": "0blivion", "key": "0blivion", "url": "/users/0blivion", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39566.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "708" }, "frumpy": { "name": "Frumpy", "key": "frumpy", "url": "/users/frumpy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32902.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "478" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10687" } }, "page_num": "28", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 28 }

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