Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12048", "posts": [ { "id": "1261456", "time": "1674011467", "html": "Dating apps lol<br /><br />That's all I can really say because that's how we met<br /><br />Also I'd stay away from tinder if you want anything other than just a hookup", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1261457", "time": "1674011721", "html": "ok", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1261460", "time": "1674012886", "html": "dont go on a dating app", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1261461", "time": "1674013016", "html": "y not", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1261463", "time": "1674013104", "html": "because thats how you meet people when you are old and have no other options", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1261465", "time": "1674013150", "html": "lol ok", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1261470", "time": "1674014243", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/creeperreaperx\">CreeperReaperX</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Also, I'm now officially on my college's football team as a kicker AND a punter</div></div><br />Bro that's actually awesome. Good job and good luck!<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/4mu\">$4MU$</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">ok.any tips on how to get a gf?</div></div><br />Make cool friends and see if anything escalates.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1262651", "time": "1674532352", "html": "So this may get a little sexual so if you don't want to hear about it, skip this post.<br /><br />But anyways, I lost my virginity to my most recent ex, and I took hers too. The thing is, my current girlfriend still has her v-card. I might be taking two people's virginities total. That's kinda crazy to think about, at least I think so. It means someone somewhere won't get to take anyone's either, and I feel bad for him. I'm not sure how to feel.<br /><br />Also, this is all hypothetical, but it seems pretty likely it will happen within the next few months.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1262652", "time": "1674533491", "html": "Virginity is a FAKE concept invented by SATAN to turn you into a GOAT!!!!!!!!!!", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1262654", "time": "1674533990", "html": "i think calling virginity a v-card is stupid", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1262655", "time": "1674534068", "html": "Sounds like a credit card that uses V-Bucks.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1262656", "time": "1674534225", "html": "so true plus i dont know what else but good luck with that buddy my pro tip advice is to just not have sex at all", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1262657", "time": "1674534392", "html": "SEX is my ENEMY.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1262661", "time": "1674541736", "html": "There's this wonderful thing called spoiler text. Maybe use that? Or just don't talk about that stuff on a site with minors in the first place.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1262686", "time": "1674565907", "html": "well, yk minors these days...<br />ALWAYS(at least half of em) talking abt having sex", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1263044", "time": "1674597932", "html": "Weren't you a minor like two years ago?<br /><br />You're not old enough to pull the "kids these days card".", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1263073", "time": "1674616498", "html": "smh adults these days, always saying "kids these days"", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1263226", "time": "1674668247", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">There's this wonderful thing called spoiler text. Maybe use that? Or just don't talk about that stuff on a site with minors in the first place.</div></div><br /><br />I mean to be fair this is my blog, I should be able to post what I want", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1263229", "time": "1674668495", "html": "He also literally disclaimed at the top to stop reading the post if you don't wanna read something sexual.", "user": "caveat" } ], "users": { "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1003" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39392.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2129" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5132" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2375" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37179.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11957" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10687" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39231.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9704" } }, "page_num": "10", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 10 }

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