Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12063", "posts": [ { "id": "1276390", "time": "1678549851", "html": "also my sister is definitely trolling him, if you guys knew her you would understand she is the menace", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1276393", "time": "1678550016", "html": "<a href=\"http://she IS a menace lol\"></a>", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1276395", "time": "1678550070", "html": "why do you keep making blank posts samus", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1276397", "time": "1678550264", "html": "click quote on his posty", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1276398", "time": "1678550270", "html": "quote it", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1276401", "time": "1678550343", "html": "oh i understand<br />well yes she also only gets online when samus asks me to tell her to get online<br />like right now, it is 11am and samus messaged me and told me to wake her up, and now she is awake", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1276402", "time": "1678550402", "html": "thank you, bugg", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1278122", "time": "1678932537", "html": "i...feel...dead...please...help...me...", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1278642", "time": "1679070045", "html": "i have been very patient ith my SO, and we are going to meet in person for the first time soon", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1278908", "time": "1679114484", "html": "I am very excited. In the next week or two, I'm finally going to Lansing to take the test for placement in the navy, and I'm gonna be away from my home for at least 2 days.<br /><br /><br />QOTD:<br />what has made you excited recently?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1278925", "time": "1679151471", "html": "i might've accidentlly started a cult for tic tac toe", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1278933", "time": "1679152925", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\">''>.<''</h2><h2 class=\"heading\">/(O)\\</h2><h2 class=\"heading\">_/^\\_</h2>", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279023", "time": "1679185708", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/4mu\">$4MU$</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I am very excited. In the next week or two, I'm finally going to Lansing to take the test for placement in the navy, and I'm gonna be away from my home for at least 2 days.<br /><br />QOTD:<br />what has made you excited recently?</div></div><br />oh nice, have fun and good luck for that<br /><br />the most exciting thing is probably getting my test results back, I'm scared to know if I did as bad as I thought lol", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1279064", "time": "1679190045", "html": "i will have fun. i've been waiting for a while to hear this news", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279507", "time": "1679278434", "html": "is there a way to mess with the code on this site so i can get rid of automod?<br /><br />i'm asking this bc i try doing copy and past sometimes, and it autobans me, on the forum, at least", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279581", "time": "1679293989", "html": "what kind of copy and paste", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1279715", "time": "1679346686", "html": "Samus IS FROM MICHIGAN?!?!?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279716", "time": "1679347000", "html": "licky you are so oblivious", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1279717", "time": "1679347308", "html": "Has Samus mentioned he's from Michigan before?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279718", "time": "1679347954", "html": "like a million times plus it was on his bio before<br />he always says things like<br />i wish i could meet my SO but they live in texas and i live in michigan :(", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1279719", "time": "1679348060", "html": "Oh. I just realized it when Samus said Lansing.<br /><br />I used to live in Michigan from preschool to first grade.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279780", "time": "1679362902", "html": "dd you like it?<br />also, why do you move so much?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279876", "time": "1679367023", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\"><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">UPDATE:</span></h2><br />I'm leaving on Thursday to go to Lansing for testing and to get my physical. I am SUPER excited!!!<br /><br />QOTD:<br />what ha made you super excited lately?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1281625", "time": "1679892048", "html": "waiting on waivers for medical stuff so i can finish the enlistment for the navy", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1282202", "time": "1679975826", "html": "bored af", "user": "4mu" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6672" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4145" }, "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37605.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6560" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5964" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3216" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10521" } }, "page_num": "9", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 10 }

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