Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11689", "posts": [ { "id": "1277703", "time": "1678892140", "html": "huh?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1277704", "time": "1678892307", "html": "Seems like in an effort to stop putting people in boxes society just makes more boxes to put more people in.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1277705", "time": "1678892345", "html": "thats what im saying theki", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1277889", "time": "1678907418", "html": "Ugh.. exactly. I'm not asexual, I'm a person and I don't like terms like allo or ace but I use them for clarity. I hate everything and everyone, but I do love bass. Tonight is bass lesson night. Good distraction from labels. Don't like labels? Play bass.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1277913", "time": "1678909561", "html": "Gl on your bass lessons & fuck matt walsh", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1278986", "time": "1679166944", "html": "Hey kids. Fun secret about me, I have a hidden affection for drums. I will become a pots and pans drumming man. I have 1 cymbal (pot) and 1 drum (bucket). I will be rhythm and bass man. I'm still going just as hard on bass though, if not more. This will not distract from bass. I will be a wizard cowboy pirate bass drum man.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1278988", "time": "1679167005", "html": "Thats hella based", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1278992", "time": "1679167910", "html": "Yay. Lars Ulrich is the coolest. Also, any tips? I've made this decision on a whim. My ears are a little irritated. I assume that's normal. I'm gonna use earplugs and continue likely annoying my parents. Then again, I use my distortion pedal at a inconsiderate volume and they say it's fine. Hohohahahehe.<br /><br />Edit: I added my tambourine. I'm now looking for other drum-like things. I am a little crow searching for things I can beat my sticks on to make noises. <span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">Shit, blood, and cum on my hands!</span>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1279011", "time": "1679181287", "html": "i play the drums for flatline, so i have to say that drums are cool", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1279027", "time": "1679187052", "html": "Hey kids. It's pretty darn likely that I'm a furry. I don't like it. I want to be identified as a person, who has hobbies on their own and does person things, not a furry who only does furry things. I don't like this constriction. How do I make this stop. How do I skin myself.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1279090", "time": "1679193974", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alexonline\">AlexOnline</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i play the drums for flatline, so i have to say that drums are cool</div></div><br />what is flatline", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1279091", "time": "1679194237", "html": "<a href=\"http://twocansandstring.com/users/flatlineband\">this</a><br />their band", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279150", "time": "1679196712", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Hey kids. Fun secret about me, I have a hidden affection for drums.</div></div>I love you._{_{^{as a friend obviously}}}<br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Hey kids. It's pretty darn likely that I'm a furry.</div></div>Well, if it makes you feel any better, I used to identify as one. USED TO. I'm not anymore. But Holly is like the only character of mine that I draw nowadays so someone could mistake him as my persona and call me a furry. But I swear. I'm not one. I don't think it's that bad of a title anyways, people just stereotype furries as degenerates even though they really aren't. Someone calls you out on being a furry? They're an 11-year-old, I would imagine. Disregard their words. Because they're lame, and they're stupid.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1279165", "time": "1679197104", "html": "Wowie zowie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will now stick a pot on my head and bang on pots and pans while my parents contemplate divorce in the other room. How Do I mkae a snare drum from scratch? I see em at pawn shops but theyre fifty bucks and I'm not sure yet. ngngd. I like rhythm bas. Wow! Wow! Theki im bouncing off the walls. I'm simply going goofy. A little zany. Please help me. What is happeining. My wisdom teeth are coming in, it hurts, i hate it, what do i do, I hate everything. I like food! Food tastes good! Juicy burgers! Greasy fries! Turkey legs and raw fish eyes!<br /><br />Also zoo wee mama. That's a good solution. Death to children.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1279171", "time": "1679197225", "html": "try finding one on facebook marketplace", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279173", "time": "1679197270", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">How Do I mkae a snare drum from scratch?</div></div>Don't bother, broseph. All musical equipment, even percussion equipment, is expensive as hell. Yup, even mallets and sticks. You get it cheap, you're getting scammed. Fact of life. I think you're better off making a kick or bass drum because those are usually super-simple n stuff.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1279174", "time": "1679197276", "html": "Do I look like a facebook user? Also yeah that sounds fun.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1279186", "time": "1679197600", "html": "i was just sayin'<br /><br />you can get stuff pretty cheap off marketplac", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279192", "time": "1679197812", "html": "Yeah, got a 60 buck bass offa there. Also do any of you ever just be layin in bed and suddenly you start aching then you get a headache then your everything hurts and then you're squirming you cant styay still it hurts oh my god i just need to get up adnd leave i dont care if its 5 AM i dont give a shit im just getting up ill take a nap later this is torture? Yeah.<br /><br />Edit: I don't feel like double posting, but Oh No! The Hormones Are Attacking! I want Mucky, I want milk, I want to be HELD! I want to be CUDDLED! And If I Do Not Receive The Love'ns. I Will Cry. I need a bonus cup. I feel so alone. I just wanna nuzzle up to my jf and hug the shit out of xem hoooooooly shiiiiiit!!!!! nnngngngnnggngngnngngn!!!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!! ohh my god i need my sweet fried chicken right here right now ntkjrglefiok!!!!! im dying fuck!!!!! help!!!!!", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1279202", "time": "1679198998", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Yeah, got a 60 buck bass offa there. Also do any of you ever just be layin in bed and suddenly you start aching then you get a headache then your everything hurts and then you're squirming you cant styay still it hurts oh my god i just need to get up adnd leave i dont care if its 5 AM i dont give a shit im just getting up ill take a nap later this is torture? Yeah.</div></div>no the only problem i have while going to sleep is hypnic jerks and horniness", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1279204", "time": "1679199108", "html": "Ack has like some internet bipolar disorder. Sometimes, he\u2019s sane and fine and talking normally. Next, he\u2019s screaming and insane and taking like a maniac.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279205", "time": "1679199126", "html": "its very endearing i think", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1279206", "time": "1679199148", "html": "Certainly amusing.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279208", "time": "1679199294", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Oh No! The Hormones Are Attacking! I want Mucky, I want milk, I want to be HELD! I want to be CUDDLED! And If I Do Not Receive The Love'ns. I Will Cry. I need a bonus cup. I feel so alone. I just wanna nuzzle up to my jf and hug the shit out of xem hoooooooly shiiiiiit!!!!! nnngngngnnggngngnngngn!!!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!! ohh my god i need my sweet fried chicken right here right now ntkjrglefiok!!!!! im dying fuck!!!!! help!!!!!</div></div>that is so me except if i want milk i go to the fridge and get milk", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1279211", "time": "1679199337", "html": "Ack still cuddles muck?", "user": "wlicky" } ], "users": { "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10521" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41546.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5935" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6672" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41508.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12808" }, "0blivion": { "name": "0blivion", "key": "0blivion", "url": "/users/0blivion", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40200.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1428" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38811.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2192" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11843" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4145" } }, "page_num": "366", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 373 }

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