Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "10396", "posts": [ { "id": "1018219", "time": "1557154785", "html": "A competition in witch you must try to create the worst burns of the century. Quote your friends, or type your own dumb phrases. <br />My favorites:<br />"Yo you so stupid you probably can't even count your IQ on your fingers"<br />"I don't have any kids?! <a href=\"https://youtu.be/fGgyLzJn1zM\">Your mom doesn't have any kids! </a>", "user": "purplelover" }, { "id": "1018247", "time": "1557186489", "html": "The best and worst comebacks can be found on r/suicidebywords", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1018347", "time": "1557291857", "html": "Thanks Joy \\/", "user": "purplelover" }, { "id": "1018349", "time": "1557292240", "html": "It's a subreddit. Anything with "/r/" can be found by going to <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">reddit.com/r/subredditgoeshere</span> In this case, it's <a href=\"https://www.reddit.com/r/suicidebywords\">reddit.com/r/suicidebywords</a>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1018943", "time": "1558198151", "html": "Your <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">face</span> is a subreddit!", "user": "ruerue244" }, { "id": "1019002", "time": "1558311543", "html": "no u", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1019053", "time": "1558393336", "html": "Uno reverse card", "user": "limescum" }, { "id": "1019212", "time": "1558500969", "html": "uno skip card", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1019215", "time": "1558504961", "html": "Your mom is an uno skip card", "user": "azerty" }, { "id": "1019448", "time": "1558674729", "html": "Oh yeah, well you're a skip card", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1019456", "time": "1558685859", "html": "You're dumber than a smartcard.", "user": "diav" }, { "id": "1019590", "time": "1558748255", "html": "You're a smartcard", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1019592", "time": "1558749749", "html": "You\u2019re a dumbcard", "user": "justabitjaded" }, { "id": "1019597", "time": "1558751149", "html": "You're as dumb as Crazy Frog", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1021624", "time": "1560461998", "html": "You're dumber than dumb, you're... really dumb idk", "user": "evergreen" }, { "id": "1022354", "time": "1560830481", "html": "ur mum gey", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1022445", "time": "1560884384", "html": "Bro, you just posted cringe!!!!!<br />That's kinda cringe bro!!", "user": "evergreen" }, { "id": "1022494", "time": "1560899909", "html": "your cringe (intentional grammar error for trashier comeback)", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1022504", "time": "1560900970", "html": "HAHA! I was doing it IRONICALLY! you thought I actually meant it? What is this, 2018?", "user": "evergreen" }, { "id": "1022521", "time": "1560908014", "html": "Ironiism is very valid in today's day and age, now go suck on a newt you implorable damp shoelace<br /><br />(Intentional not knowing the word "irony" for extra garbo)", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1022588", "time": "1560925829", "html": "Y'all are turning this into a really bad YouTube comments section", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1022592", "time": "1560926235", "html": "Like if you think fatty is far in real life<br /><br />Edit: wow this really blew up! Thanks for the likes guys!", "user": "evergreen" }, { "id": "1022629", "time": "1560957588", "html": "watched this video makes bad thing happen<br /><br />and zombie scary<br />gives me ptsd and my daughter wet bed<br /><br />why this<br /><br />i had to eat dorito calm myself<br /><br />edit: thank you for gold kind stranger", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1023387", "time": "1561523718", "html": "no ur a cheeto", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1024614", "time": "1562681040", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/fattythefatguy\">Fatty the fat guy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Y'all are turning this into a really bad YouTube comments section</div></div><br />\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02", "user": "purplelover" } ], "users": { "purplelover": { "name": "Purplelover", "key": "purplelover", "url": "/users/purplelover", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11480.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "397" }, "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/12803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3197" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/12893.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1545" }, "ruerue244": { "name": "ruerue244", "key": "ruerue244", "url": "/users/ruerue244", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/8057.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1021" }, "fattythefatguy": { "name": "Fatty the fat guy", "key": "fattythefatguy", "url": "/users/fattythefatguy", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/12631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "703" }, "limescum": { "name": "limescum", "key": "limescum", "url": "/users/limescum", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11387.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "820" }, "azerty": { "name": "azerty", "key": "azerty", "url": "/users/azerty", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1857" }, "diav": { "name": "DIAV", "key": "diav", "url": "/users/diav", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/5333.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10015" }, "justabitjaded": { "name": "justabitjaded", "key": "justabitjaded", "url": "/users/justabitjaded", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11462.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1926" }, "evergreen": { "name": "evergreen", "key": "evergreen", "url": "/users/evergreen", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/12749.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2014" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/10693.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1953" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2, "you_banned": 0 }

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There's a TCaS twitter thingamajig. I'm not sure why.