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*shoots a random person*
*fills teacup with blood, then drinks it*
  
What.
The hell.
Poison, then administer the antidote when it’s too late for them, then carve out the brain and eat/sell as needed.
  
remove limbs with rusty spoon, then reverse sear the extremities.
  
what.
please help.
  
NOPE there is no turning back now.
@Wyyca's first post
you forgot about the eyes, mouth, stomach, lungs, blood, skin, bladder, muscles, bones, rectal cavity, and hair. you need to eat those bits; don't let them go to waste.
  
I'll eat the stomach lining, but ill leave the rectal cavity and bladder to someone else



edit:

heck; even better

organs fetch a high price on the black market
  
yeah, you can sell the rectal cavity and bladder
before you sell those, you must regurgitate in them and leave them out for 2-3 days to build up the nice smell
  
Thedagman said:
NOPE there is no turning back now.
@Wyyca's first post
you forgot about the eyes, mouth, stomach, lungs, blood, skin, bladder, muscles, bones, rectal cavity, and hair. you need to eat those bits; don't let them go to waste.

I meant throw out the brain so you don’t get sick.
And drain the stomach.
  
why do you need to drain the stomach? the acids taste pretty good
  
you're not a pacific islander;
you don't have an immunity to prions

have fun with degenerative prion disease, pal
  
Thedagman said:
why do you need to drain the stomach? the acids taste pretty good

Oh, so you want your throat to burn because of melting? There’s a reason vomiting is an unpleasant experience.
  
yes i know, but this is the cannibalism thread. things aren't normal here. it will probably get moved to the sandbox.
  
I said that something was weird?
  
what? no
  
Thedagman said:
yes i know, but this is the cannibalism thread. things aren't normal here. it will probably get moved to the sandbox.

???
  
what do you not understand
  
You said things aren't normal here.
Why?
I would think you have a reason to point that out.
  
things arent normal here because this is a cannibalistic thread. Is that normal?
  
No.
Congrats on your dot!
...here’s hoping you aren’t actually a cannibal.
  
I'm not an actual cannibal
Wait, I have a dot?
  
uh, you did earlier. a green dot.
Glad you aren’t eating humans.
  
it went away?
:(
  
*pet pet*
Sorry.
But, ‘tis is the sad truth.
  
*eats hand*
that made me feel better
  
Ow!
Meanie.
*heals the wound*
*eats jerky*
*glare*
  
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