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[John]

Good future

I am, wow
  
[Peter]

I dunno, the cat is kinda... cute? Also, it speaks english. Maybe it can help us take over the island?
  
[Car]

But itll make me sneeze and feel all itchy
  
[Peter]

Just don't touch it, and you should be alright. Also, if you do get allergies, there's probably something in the magic bag for it.
  
[Car]

Im going to sneeze on you
  
[Peter]

Please don't.
  
Furen:

*holds feathery mess covered in soot*
This came out of one of the cannons.
  
[Peter]

What... IS that? And why are you holding it with your bare hands?
  
Furen:

Well, I don't know what to do with it! Is it still alive?
  
[Peter]

I... I'm not sure. Maybe we can clean it up a bit and see?
  
[Jack]

Here's a mop.
  
[John]

*falls asleep*
  
Furen:

WE HAVE A POSSIBLY DEAD DUCK, HOW IS A MOP GONNA HELP?!
  
[Peter]

I mean, I got a wet rag.
  
Furen:

IT'S A DUCK, NOT A WINDOW!!!

Top 10 quotable Furen lines
  
[Peter]

Well, what am I supposed to get?
  
Furen:

Wait...
*pulls gallon tub of Dawn out of backpack*
They use this stuff on ducks all the time, right?

Samsung is staying here, alive, whether he wants it or not.
  
[Peter]

Mostly babies covered in oil, but it might work for this soot-covered adult.
  
Furen:

*sets up table with tools and water bucket*
We're ready. Scalpel.
  
[Peter]

Uh, all we have is a steak knife, that alright?

Don't worry, we washed it beforehand.
  
Furen:

*stabs it violently into the table and maliciously scrubs the duck.
  
So let me get this straight. I am scrubbing a duck next to a SAM turret while making plans to invade an island while wearing a perfectly normal backpack on a boat that sailed away from school that is now a crater.
  
[Duck]
*gasp of air*

*dies*
  
Furen:

*pulls out holy water*
YOU ARE STAYING IN THIS WORLD DUCK!!!!
*splashes all over duck*
  
[Duck]

*Incinerates*
  
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