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[John]

ah, yeah, I get where you're coming from
  
[Jack]

Impossible, nobody understands a duck.
  
[Duck]

I am Duck
  
[Jack]

*clap clap*

Genius. You are a genius.
  
[John]

*bows*
  
[Jack]

Not you, John. I’m talking to Duck.
  
[John]

And I was bowing to duck
  
[Jack]

What an excuse.
  
[John]

So is this
*Grabs Tommy Gun from bag*
  
Furen:

*screaming*
STOP TOUCHING MY BAG! YOU COULD PULL A LEGITIMATE BLACK HOLE OUTTA THAT THING!
  
[John]

Oh please, if I wanted to pull one out, I would have done it already
  
[car]

what the hell is a duck
  
[John]

*points to Duck*
That, he normally says "I am duck" but he also has a Doppio/Diavalo situation where if you make him mad, a dark version, capable of normal sentences like we speak appears, and they are deadly
  
Furen:

*climbs into bag out of pure frustration*
  
[John]

Careful with that black hole!!!
  
*hand pokes out of bag, then zips up bag. Inside, Furen advances to the city to destroy stuff for no reason.*
  
[John]

*Un-zips the bag*
  
[Jack]

Is that a bag of candy?
  
*screams of terror and the sounds of explosions can be heard coming from the bag*
  
[John]

*Joins Furen in destruction, and brings Duck with, for even more disaster*
  
[Jack]

*squints*

I see a baby duck floating on the water.
  
Furen:
*Head pokes out of bag*
DID THE DUCK GIVE BIRTH?!
  
[John]

*Looks at duck*
  
[Jack]

Oh no, this won't end well...
  
Furen:
To confirm, I'll need feathers from both.
  
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