Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11162", "posts": [ { "id": "1125019", "time": "1617336167", "html": "You start off as small nations and work your way up to an empire. One or multiple \u201cdeities\u201d will state the outcomes of every decision made by the nations. <br /><br />People will call dibs on being one of two deities or one of the countries. Make alliances, have war, and have peace in this different world where you are leading your country. You can choose your government to have multiple people but not too many for simplicity. Most of you will probably want to be selfish and be the full dictator. Eh.<br /><br />Actually, I\u2019ll choose deities. If I\u2019m inactive I will give to position to TWO people to avoid bias.<br /><br />Please don\u2019t nuke the human race too fast.", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1125020", "time": "1617336668", "html": "you just started twocans and you're already close to surpassing me in post count. that's amazing.", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1125021", "time": "1617337593", "html": "\ud83d\ude02", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1125033", "time": "1617371825", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kadaevr\">kadaevr</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">you just started twocans and you're already close to surpassing me in post count. that's amazing.</div></div>nah you\u2019re just pathetic", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1125218", "time": "1617632618", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/plutosad\">Pluto Sad</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">\ud83d\ude02</div></div><br />cole eloc confirmed?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1125220", "time": "1617632798", "html": "I shall start a country. It will be called, "Banana Republic"", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1125221", "time": "1617632803", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/plutosad\">Pluto Sad</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">\ud83d\ude02</div></div><br />cole eloc confirmed?</div></div><br /><br />\ud83d\ude33<br /><br />Edit:Mine shall be called <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Pun</span>land", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1125239", "time": "1617636041", "html": "Mine will be called the People's super duper awesome republic of Hydro", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1125270", "time": "1617637586", "html": "Mine will be No Strawberry Sea Lions", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1125312", "time": "1617643312", "html": "the medic republic B)", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1125369", "time": "1617676678", "html": "Event: A devastating flood has occurred in Punland and the dams failed, causing the banana farms in the neighboring Banana Republic to largely be ruined. A meeting is called to solve the situation. Nations, make your decisions!", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1125373", "time": "1617677733", "html": "Punland expands the dams reach and durability", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1125395", "time": "1617712831", "html": "anything as long as you keep your strawberry sea lions away", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1125749", "time": "1617731134", "html": "May we have the Banana Republic\u2019s statement?", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1125893", "time": "1617802902", "html": "Ah, yes, I want compensation for at least half of the ruined banana crops, Punland. Preferably more, than that, but anything will help at this point. That's most of the year's profit gone.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1125902", "time": "1617805630", "html": "I shall try to help, the main area of Punland isn't suited for growing bananas", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1125908", "time": "1617806076", "html": "I will annex part of my republic, and give it to the banana republic as a sign of peace.<br /><br />It is a high part that is very suitable for banana growth, and resistant to floods", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1125933", "time": "1617809234", "html": "(whoops)", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1125934", "time": "1617809275", "html": "Thank you, Hydro, this is plenty to begin again. It also appears that not as many bananas were lost as previously projected, so I probably don't need any compensation anymore.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1126169", "time": "1617890453", "html": "You may keep it as a token of friendship between the Banana Republic, and Hydro land", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1126708", "time": "1618027044", "html": "Punland has apologized for the spoiled bananas and builds a better dam. Hydroland and the Banana Republic agree to support each other. Nobody else is affected.<br /><br />Congrats!", "user": "plutosad" }, { "id": "1126709", "time": "1618027385", "html": "A local news network in Medialand has faced scrutiny over the use of private footage of the leader of Punland in his home. The footage was taken by a visiting citizen of the nation of NSSL(No Strawberry Sea Lions). The footage has spread all over the three nations. What should be done?", "user": "plutosad" } ], "users": { "plutosad": { "name": "Pluto Sad", "key": "plutosad", "url": "/users/plutosad", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21749.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "122" }, "kadaevr": { "name": "kadaevr", "key": "kadaevr", "url": "/users/kadaevr", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22652.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "179" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22299.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3603" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21770.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4497" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21064.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4804" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22229.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1685" }, "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22379.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "874" }, "cheeseman": { "name": "cheese man", "key": "cheeseman", "url": "/users/cheeseman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20921.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1350" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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