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The rules are simple: One person give themself any superpower, and the next person gives a side effect. It can be related to the super power, or not.

P1: I can fly
P2: but you get unbearable foot cramps

I have super hearing
P1: but you can only hear p**n

You get the idea:

Be creative
  
I will start:

I have teleport any food in a 10 foot radius to me
  
Includes rotten food and you are forced to eat it

A JJBA stand
  
But you have prostate cancer


Telekinesis
  
only a head

Influence over others
  
But you are always horny

I can teleport
  
no control over it

Water Breathing
  
As long as there is no water touching your feet.

Super Strength.
  
only can lift one object at a time, with both hands

echolocation
  
only works on goats

time travel
  
only works on goats

you can become a ghost
  
the dead hate you

brainwashing
  
Only used if they fall in love with you

Electric Manipulation
  
< Duplicate Thread Warning >
  
Last post was 750 days ago. I'm sure it's fine.

Only when you're wearing a suit of full chain mail.

Infinite knowledge.
  
Hey, hows getting TSAR-Bomba back up going
  
e-bag said:
Infinite knowledge.

about the history of cheese

I can make anyones nose bleed
  
BUMP!
  
But when you do that the blood is coming out of you

I can open pickle jars
  
only when you are touching bread

I can eat an entire loaf of bred in one bite
  
Only when you're in Ukraine.

You can teleport any object to you.
  
Teleports inside of you.

Super speed
  
only your left foot

i have stretchy legs
  
BUMP!
  
I SWEAR this has been a thread before

Edit: I was thinking about useless superpowers which is basically the opposite of this
  
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