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but you get chronic heartburn whenever you do it

I can rearrange atoms with my mind
  
But only Hydrogen atoms

I can control each user here
  
but all you can do is click the "Mark all as read" in each forum category

I can make people have brain freeze
  
But only after they eat something cold

I can manipulate time
  
But you can only go back 5 seconds in time.

I can fly
  
But only if you're holding your breath

I can go invisible
  
But only in an airplane (ninja'd but it's fine lol)

I can grant wishes
  
But only three a person and none for yourself.

Where have I heard this one before


I can help anyone
  
but only yourself

I can draw flawless masterpieces
  
But only while $73,843 dollars in debt, exactly.

I can create matter at will.
  
But only in microscopic quantities.

I can sit up straight.
  
Only when you're hunched over

I can cure every disease in existence
  
But whenever you cure one, a new disease is created in its place

I don't have to maintain my bodily functions
  
You have to maintain everyone else's

I become the teacher
  
(NINJAD
Because no one else wants to

I can make Bronco believe anything is a Jojo reference, even when it's not
  
But he already does that

I can become big brain
  
And so does everyone else

I am one punch man
  
As in one punch kills you

I am half-cyborg
  
and half blobfish

I AM JÉSUS
  
But that accent in the E makes you from mexico and have no holy powers

I'm NEO from the matrix
  
...in the cheap mobile games that they make about everything.

I CAN FIRE MAH LAYZER
  
but only in your own eyes

i have a really big middle fingers
  
But they're now your only fingers.

I can teleport.
  
But only a step ahead

I am a wizard
  
but while in the kitchen of 2012 helm lane, denton texas\


i am SMORT
  
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