Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11502", "posts": [ { "id": "1209333", "time": "1649527830", "html": "60 or 70.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1209335", "time": "1649529597", "html": "I can't believe the giant bouncer wasn't into Krack.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1209336", "time": "1649529679", "html": "Krack seems better suited at smashing people, rather than smashing people.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1210576", "time": "1649962572", "html": "<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">cough</span>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1210586", "time": "1649965067", "html": "Attempt to enter club.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1210600", "time": "1649968229", "html": "Right, sorry. What's the layout of the area above the bouncer?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1210637", "time": "1649976751", "html": "Krack feels embarassed", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1211204", "time": "1650307816", "html": "<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">M-m-m-midterms!</span><br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Attempt to enter club.</div></div><br />The bouncer stops you. "Whoah, bud. Can't let you in unless you're a VIP. Gotta wait in line like the rest of 'em."<br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Right, sorry. What's the layout of the area above the bouncer?</div></div><br /><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Can you clarify what you are asking?<br /></span>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1211235", "time": "1650316279", "html": "I want to find a way to look at the bouncer's list, so I was wondering if there was something above them I could stealthily perch on.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1211246", "time": "1650322147", "html": "There is a small ledge above them, although it is currently midday.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1211253", "time": "1650326133", "html": "Some club.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1211267", "time": "1650334671", "html": ""Man, if it's the middle of the day and the club's busy, imagine how busy it is at night."", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1211269", "time": "1650334759", "html": "The bouncer looks at you quizzically. "You <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">do</span> realize this is a pleasure city, right? It's <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">supposed</span> to be parties 24/7."", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1211271", "time": "1650334838", "html": ""Sorry, tourist. I don't get out much."", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1211302", "time": "1650367723", "html": "Krack stares.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1211319", "time": "1650376759", "html": "Does this place have a phone number?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1211351", "time": "1650381524", "html": "Big banner over the doors and flyers indicate that it does indeed.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1211356", "time": "1650382266", "html": "I call it and attempt to make a reservation for 4.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1211432", "time": "1650398142", "html": "The voice on the other end crackles back.<br /><br />*<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Huh? What kinda club dah ya think this is? We're backed up on reservations fa tha next few months. Short of some emergency mass-cancellation, ya ain't gettin' in here unless ya wait in tha overflow line like tha rest of 'em</span>*", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1211447", "time": "1650402975", "html": "I hang up. Okay, next thought. Is the bouncer behind something, like a rope or whatever, or could I physically access them?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1211452", "time": "1650403415", "html": "I suppose if we want in, we need the line to disappear. I say we walk away for a minute or two, and then one of us comes back and fires some rounds into the sky so everyone bolts.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1211471", "time": "1650406423", "html": "I feel like that will cause a lot of problems.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1211474", "time": "1650406666", "html": "Well, what else do we do? Is there a door in the back we can go through?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1211499", "time": "1650409069", "html": "Krack taps Gek. Points at her hammer then at the bouncer. "Eh?"", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1211648", "time": "1650460978", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I hang up. Okay, next thought. Is the bouncer behind something, like a rope or whatever, or could I physically access them?</div></div><br />The queue itself is defined by a series of ropes, but not the bouncer.<br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Well, what else do we do? Is there a door in the back we can go through?</div></div><br />Would you like to check the surrounding area?", "user": "kylljoy" } ], "users": { "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4561" }, "corporalcroissandwich": { "name": "Corporal Croissandwich", "key": "corporalcroissandwich", "url": "/users/corporalcroissandwich", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30324.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "648" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9491" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6927" } }, "page_num": 43, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 45 }

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