Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11502", "posts": [ { "id": "1211722", "time": "1650481658", "html": "Yes, I'll check the surrounding area.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1212636", "time": "1650758083", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Yes, I'll check the surrounding area.</div></div><br /><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">As you enter the nearby alley, you encounter what appears to be a British redcoat with a purple musket, muttering something about "ruffians". He steps around you, paying you no mind. Following behind him is a weird man in a leather coat, smoking three cigarettes at a time; mentioning something about "Brick".<br /><br />In the alley lying behind him are two dead bodies; one surrounded by a cloud of shattered ceramic and missing its head, the other with a hole dead through its chest. As he leaves, you notice the headless body appears to have some form of <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">identification card</span> on him with the colors of the club. Nearby, however, appears to be a <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">back door into the club</span>, although it appears locked.</span>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1212678", "time": "1650767605", "html": "Anyone good at lockpicking?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1212707", "time": "1650771619", "html": "I'll take a crack at it. If that doesn't work then we throw Krack at it", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1212708", "time": "1650771694", "html": "<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Simply just throw yourself at the door, Krack. (Joke.)</div>", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1212785", "time": "1650823244", "html": "I take the ID card. Does it have a photo on it?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1220565", "time": "1652385678", "html": "Sorry about that long break, guys. School and summer storage are hell.<br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/broncoboy18\">BroncoBoy18</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'll take a crack at it. If that doesn't work then we throw Krack at it</div></div><br />2-die Finesse (flush to 4-die DEX if failed)<br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I take the ID card. Does it have a photo on it?</div></div><br />Yes, but it appears to be secured with a cheap adhesive. You can probably peel it off.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1220575", "time": "1652386490", "html": "I imagine we don't have polaroid cameras?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1220576", "time": "1652386898", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I imagine we don't have polaroid cameras?</div></div><br />Your wards can take photos, but not necessarily print them.<br /><br />You <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">could</span> order a polaroid from Brick, though. Just remember that if you do anything illegal with it, there's now a buy order tracing back to you.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1220642", "time": "1652401304", "html": "Krack growls impatiently.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1220644", "time": "1652402652", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br />2-die Finesse (flush to 4-die DEX if failed)</div></div><br />5 for Finesse, which I fail. 16 DEX check", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1220668", "time": "1652427908", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Check Failed!</span></span><br /><br />The lock mechanism catches, and jams shut.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1220719", "time": "1652449094", "html": "Alright, Krack proceed", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1220728", "time": "1652450283", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Check Failed!</span></span><br /><br />The lock mechanism catches, and jams shut.</div></div><br />Guessing this means nobody else can attempt it?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1220796", "time": "1652458137", "html": "Krack looks at Gek for confirmation.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1220884", "time": "1652471940", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Guessing this means nobody else can attempt it?</div></div><br />You can try and fix the lock to try again, shoot it off, or have Krack throw herself at the door", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1220914", "time": "1652479237", "html": "The last one.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1221509", "time": "1652720829", "html": "What kind of check would it be to fix it?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1221542", "time": "1652725638", "html": "Rig", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1221544", "time": "1652726129", "html": "Yasu?", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1223978", "time": "1653014673", "html": "I'm just gonna try shooting it off.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1223981", "time": "1653015502", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Yasu?</div></div><br />IDK, I do have points in Rig", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1223983", "time": "1653015617", "html": "3, so you might be able to try it.<br /><br />Or we just destroy the door.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1223985", "time": "1653016611", "html": "<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">...final answer?</div>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1223986", "time": "1653016725", "html": "Nevermind.", "user": "ebag" } ], "users": { "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9686" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4680" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8785" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7031" }, "corporalcroissandwich": { "name": "Corporal Croissandwich", "key": "corporalcroissandwich", "url": "/users/corporalcroissandwich", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30324.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "677" } }, "page_num": 44, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 52 }

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