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The trilogy is COMPLETE. Unless I do a romance but it’ll be a while.



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This is a play. This is simple. Your first post will give your character a name and a short description of that character. As time passes, and more characters enter, we will have a nice storyline. Not really a story. Listen, after the first post, you basically (whenever you are on this thread) pretend you are your character. For example, I might have my first post as Bob, and after, I say what Bob would say. Remember to say what your character does in parentheses or asterisks. Also say your characters' name in brackets at the beginning.

REMEMBER TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD SO YOU DON'T FORGET TO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENED.

The setting is a spaceship. This is a satire so create humour that relates to current world problems. Set in the future.

You CAN try and be multiple characters at once, but you should probably dispose of old characters either through letting the person leave forever, or KILLING them.

Let the show go on.

Thanks to Kylljoy for the play's name. I love it.
  
i love it too

greek theatre ftw
  
Let's make characters.
  
Johnny: A space version of a certain character we know and tolerate
  
Salmonella: the head chef of the spaceship
  
Womblag: Some sort of friendly green slimeball.
  
Changed my name to Salmonella.

We'll start when we get some more people.
  
I lost patience.

[Salmonella]
*clangs pots and pans*
BREAKFAST! Up, up, you lazy slugs!
  
[Womblag]

Womblag, Womblag!
  
Neck - distantly related to redneck from the tragedy play - thinks he is in charge of the ship - is not really in charge - is really just an engine mechanic for the ship - isnt very smart
  
*Neck*

DONT YOU BE TELLING A SUPERIOR OFFICER WHAT TO DO YOU GOOD FOR NO_THING CHEF
  
[Johnny]

Salmonella, stop, don't you know that in space, no one can hear you scream
  
[Womblag]

Womblag?
  
[Salmonella]

But there is air on the ship, so you can all hear me. WAKE UP.

oh wait ur all awake.
  
[Neck]

no dip
  
[Salmonella]

What do you wanna eat for breakfast?
  
{Neck}

A 3 course buffet
  
[Salmonella]

Alright. Who wants to help me?
  
[Neck]

*spits on the floor*

i am above you peasant!
  
[Johnny]

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, NOW GOLD EXPERIENCE, ACTIVATE
  
[Salmonella]

But nobody knows how to cook?
  
[Neck]
ofc i know how to cook! but i would never cook with someone as low as you
  
[Salmonella]

Last Thursday, your chicken wings gave everyone food poisoning.
  
Lenry: A former security guard fired for certain reasons
  
[Lenry]

Why don't we just doordash some mcdonalds?
  
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