Two Cans & String

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We are sorry for this", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1226838", "time": "1655440237", "html": "Do not press 7 to jump.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1226839", "time": "1655440381", "html": "Are you the guy posting all these annoying twocans fun facts questions", "user": "hugzfafad" }, { "id": "1226840", "time": "1655440696", "html": "no", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1226841", "time": "1655440915", "html": "A&A is stupid, I don't make questions.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1226842", "time": "1655441206", "html": "Who's A&A", "user": "hugzfafad" }, { "id": "1226844", "time": "1655441825", "html": "<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Ask and Answer.</div><br />The alt key has no function in this game, unless you change the keybinds.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1226845", "time": "1655442144", "html": "Forum plebs \ud83d\ude10<br /><br />Tip: if you wait while the game loads, the game will eventually load", "user": "hugzfafad" }, { "id": "1226882", "time": "1655506799", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hugzfafad\">HugzFafad</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Forum plebs \ud83d\ude10<br /><br />Tip: if you wait while the game loads, the game will eventually load</div></div><br /><br />Not on my laptop, it won't", "user": "kiflyte" }, { "id": "1226943", "time": "1655650806", "html": "press the jump button to jump :D", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1226944", "time": "1655651627", "html": "Remember to look at the screen while you play", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1226961", "time": "1655697960", "html": "the game is located on your computer", "user": "kyomiyake" }, { "id": "1226962", "time": "1655698383", "html": "These hints appear when you are waiting for the game to load.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1226971", "time": "1655720146", "html": "dont die", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1226972", "time": "1655743398", "html": "Do not play this game while driving. Always par attention to the road ahead and drive safely.", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1227059", "time": "1655825903", "html": "Remember, you are supposed to <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">beat</span> the level, not find every possible way to die.", "user": "kormagogthedestroyer" }, { "id": "1227067", "time": "1655832604", "html": "This is the [nth] time you've been on the loading screen. Probably.", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1227072", "time": "1655836230", "html": "There was food in your mouth today.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1227076", "time": "1655848903", "html": "eat to make sure you dont die of starvation! breathing water can drown you! lava burns! make sure your health does not drop to zero! survive!", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227101", "time": "1655874117", "html": "Struggling? Then this game may not be for you.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1227125", "time": "1655979560", "html": "most of the time the game will have a character that you can move around", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227126", "time": "1655990255", "html": "During cutscenes, it is not necessary to move your character. They will move on their own.", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1227127", "time": "1655990500", "html": "The power key is non-bindable.", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1227130", "time": "1656000507", "html": "Pressing alt+f4 will not give you free money.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1227131", "time": "1656006697", "html": "exiting the game without saving will make you lose all your progress", "user": "noiwillnot" } ], "users": { "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10478" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42514.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "13328" }, "hugzfafad": { "name": "HugzFafad", "key": "hugzfafad", "url": "/users/hugzfafad", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41626.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "543" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11275" }, "kiflyte": { "name": "Kiflyte", "key": "kiflyte", "url": "/users/kiflyte", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "23" }, "fattythefatguy": { "name": "Fatty the fat guy", "key": "fattythefatguy", "url": "/users/fattythefatguy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35536.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2591" }, "kyomiyake": { "name": "KyoMiyake", "key": "kyomiyake", "url": "/users/kyomiyake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39320.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1203" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6376" }, "kormagogthedestroyer": { "name": "KormagogTheDestroyer", "key": "kormagogthedestroyer", "url": "/users/kormagogthedestroyer", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35592.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "328" }, "iateap0tat0": { "name": "Iateap0tat0", "key": "iateap0tat0", "url": "/users/iateap0tat0", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1784" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/35787.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4304" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 7 }

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