Two Cans & String

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When can I congratulate him? <br />When you are deceased; the test was to see if he should go to heaven.</div></div><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\">From User D:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">So I'll never see him again? *sobs*<br />Quite the contrary, ma'am. You see, I've come to send you to see your child right now.</div></div><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\">From User E:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Oh, the morgue?<br />No, the grave.<br />So you've buried my son already?<br />No, I'm burying you. You're passing today too.</div></div>", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1235270", "time": "1663525575", "html": "John, your sister is going on vacation.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1235274", "time": "1663526390", "html": "To Iran.", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1235331", "time": "1663548388", "html": "She's helping out there", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1235344", "time": "1663555528", "html": "Helping terrorist forces.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1235345", "time": "1663556186", "html": "Learn to draw.", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1235346", "time": "1663556337", "html": "Blueprints for weapons.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1235348", "time": "1663557886", "html": "That shoot harmless, pretty flowers.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1235349", "time": "1663558012", "html": "But the bullets do actual damage", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1235350", "time": "1663558382", "html": "To enemies in video games.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1235364", "time": "1663589942", "html": "But every time an enemy is killed, it kills a random civilian.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1235367", "time": "1663591477", "html": "That turns out to be a threat", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1235382", "time": "1663592891", "html": "That is very well enforced,", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1235791", "time": "1663695377", "html": "However does not exist anywhere outside your mind", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1236070", "time": "1663784474", "html": "But your thoughts shape reality", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1236076", "time": "1663786269", "html": "in horrible, twisted ways.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1236145", "time": "1663817073", "html": "for the betterment of society as a whole", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1253424", "time": "1669919447", "html": "in the opinion of rick astley", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1260656", "time": "1673518444", "html": "Who has become homophobic", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1260663", "time": "1673532978", "html": "But also phopic to the homophobes", "user": "broncoboy18" } ], "users": { "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39559.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8824" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39086.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3862" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9850" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10725" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40044.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12013" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39469.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5247" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1054" }, "blonlordpheonix": { "name": "blonlordpheonix", "key": "blonlordpheonix", "url": "/users/blonlordpheonix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40036.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "364" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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