Make your best plot twists. One user says some dialogue or some event, and the next user gives the story a little whirl. Then the user after that twists the plot some more. And so on.
From User A:
Oh, Mrs. Brown. Your son has passed.
What!?!
From User B:
Passed the test, that is.
From User C:
Oh, that's wonderful! When can I congratulate him?
When you are deceased; the test was to see if he should go to heaven.
From User D:
So I'll never see him again? *sobs*
Quite the contrary, ma'am. You see, I've come to send you to see your child right now.
From User E:
Oh, the morgue?
No, the grave.
So you've buried my son already?
No, I'm burying you. You're passing today too.
139.151 days ago
Sep 18, 2022 - 6:25 PM
John, your sister is going on vacation.
139.15 days ago
Sep 18, 2022 - 6:26 PM
139.141 days ago
Sep 18, 2022 - 6:39 PM
138.886 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 12:46 AM
Helping terrorist forces.
138.804 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 2:45 AM
138.796 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 2:56 AM
138.794 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 2:58 AM
That shoot harmless, pretty flowers.
138.776 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 3:24 AM
But the bullets do actual damage
138.775 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 3:26 AM
To enemies in video games.
138.771 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 3:33 AM
But every time an enemy is killed, it kills a random civilian.
138.405 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 12:19 PM
That turns out to be a threat
138.388 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 12:44 PM
That is very well enforced,
138.371 days ago
Sep 19, 2022 - 1:08 PM
However does not exist anywhere outside your mind
137.185 days ago
Sep 20, 2022 - 5:36 PM
But your thoughts shape reality
136.154 days ago
Sep 21, 2022 - 6:21 PM
in horrible, twisted ways.
136.133 days ago
Sep 21, 2022 - 6:51 PM
for the betterment of society as a whole
135.776 days ago
Sep 22, 2022 - 3:24 AM
in the opinion of rick astley
65.147 days ago
Dec 1, 2022 - 6:30 PM
Who has become homophobic
23.492 days ago
Jan 12, 2023 - 10:14 AM
But also phopic to the homophobes
23.324 days ago
Jan 12, 2023 - 2:16 PM
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