Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12126", "posts": [ { "id": "1267868", "time": "1676391608", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">welcome, students, to bug university.<br /></span>this is a place of joy, belonging, and learning. a place where you can grow to be the best version of yourself. all classes are taught by yours truly. my name is bug i am the second (and current) president of tcas. <br /><br />becoming accepted into this university is pretty easy although this is a place of great distinguishment.<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">to become enrolled: <br /></span>fill out the google form <a href=\"https://forms.gle/NsgZFNzgguxTahA77\">here</a> . your acceptance or denial will be dmed to you privately, unless i decide you need to be publicly shamed<br />if you are enrolling in a second semester please fill out the form <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSct2hNpHDfaoOFCauHpaoX5UKPoCAHu7nkjgIn9VED_6BArCw/viewform\">here</a> enrollment ends this thursday.<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">current teachers<br /></span><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/bug\">professor president bug - headmaster & most classes </a><br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/users/hoylecake\">proffesor theki - toki pona & technology</a><br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">students enrolled</span><br />N/A (currently class is not in)<br /><br />if you would like to be a teacher, you need to be a graduate of the university majoring in education. some classes require a second major as well.<br /><br />if you have any questions please ask<br /><br /><a href=\"https://theki.club/bug_university/\">course platform </a> made by theki (thank you theki)<br />you can find your assignments in the course platform<br /><a href=\"https://twocansandstring.com/forum/technical/12131\">support thread</a> (also made by theki)", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267869", "time": "1676391837", "html": "i did it", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1267874", "time": "1676392237", "html": "we now have our first student", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267875", "time": "1676392469", "html": "will you not say the major next to our usernames", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1267876", "time": "1676392538", "html": "i will i just have to copy and paste connoisseur", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267877", "time": "1676392583", "html": "ok thanks", "user": "axolotl" }, { "id": "1267879", "time": "1676393635", "html": "Submitted", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1267880", "time": "1676393676", "html": "hi bug i will do this when i get home please remind me", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1267881", "time": "1676393686", "html": "ok ill remind you stripes", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267882", "time": "1676393841", "html": "I HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED ACCEPT", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1267883", "time": "1676393879", "html": "yes although we have to work on your haikus", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267886", "time": "1676394437", "html": "How about this<br /><div style=\"text-align:left;background-color:#e8e8e8;padding:12px;-moz-border-radius:8px;border-radius:8px;font-family:"Courier New", monospace;overflow:auto;\">The loyal knight Shrek<br />\nAnd the princess Fiona<br />\nThen I saw her face</div>", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1267889", "time": "1676394677", "html": "beautiful your grades will be great i can see it now", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267891", "time": "1676395446", "html": "u actually went through with my idea. may i make a generous donation of good luck to this university?<br /><br />also u now have a good job for after ur presidency lol", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1267892", "time": "1676395531", "html": "thanks for your generous donation and your inspiration for this university<br />i now have a purpose other than presidency", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267897", "time": "1676397193", "html": "successful career. after some time in politics and rising to the presidency, u have set aside a teaching job at a university you founded<br /><br />how long is it to graduation?<br /><br />if u could, link the tcas republic to first post. I'll add this to state-affiliated instituions on first post of tcas republic. like the national university of tcas", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1267932", "time": "1676401301", "html": "ok and graduation depends on your major", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267933", "time": "1676401727", "html": "bug, my username is case sensitive", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1267938", "time": "1676403112", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">I have been submitted</span>", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1267947", "time": "1676404760", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/broncoboy18\">BroncoBoy18</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">bug, my username is case sensitive</div></div><br />i dont have a caps lock button my friend", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1267948", "time": "1676404812", "html": "sorry about the haiku president bug", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1267949", "time": "1676405021", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">I have been submitted please accept</span>", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1267950", "time": "1676405063", "html": "i have submitted an application yay", "user": "jono667" }, { "id": "1267970", "time": "1676411516", "html": "Do you realise how <a href=\"https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic\">absurd</a> it is for me, the vice president, to enroll in a school whose only teacher is the president of TCaS?", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1267981", "time": "1676413400", "html": "i think it makes perfect sense", "user": "bug" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6672" }, "axolotl": { "name": "axolotl", "key": "axolotl", "url": "/users/axolotl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37605.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6560" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10200" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3216" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10521" }, "blonlordpheonix": { "name": "blonlordpheonix", "key": "blonlordpheonix", "url": "/users/blonlordpheonix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41594.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "951" }, "jono667": { "name": "Jono667", "key": "jono667", "url": "/users/jono667", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38422.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "55" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41546.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5935" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 21 }

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