Two Cans & String

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Thanks for asking! <span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">1855147 <-- WAT</span>", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "40735", "time": "1299616655", "html": "No problem, bro.", "user": "harok" }, { "id": "40743", "time": "1299617170", "html": ".", "user": "xxthecanadidinxx" }, { "id": "40747", "time": "1299617230", "html": "I'm always right.", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "40749", "time": "1299617281", "html": "We didn't say you were wrong.", "user": "harok" }, { "id": "40756", "time": "1299617401", "html": "That's because I'm not.", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "40759", "time": "1299617435", "html": "Yay, now I win.", "user": "drdeathdefying" }, { "id": "40760", "time": "1299617447", "html": "Your not, not right?", "user": "harok" }, { "id": "40763", "time": "1299617594", "html": "So then Ive won.", "user": "relcoa" }, { "id": "40768", "time": "1299617715", "html": "I've one. Wait, what?", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "40783", "time": "1299618647", "html": "Nope.", "user": "harok" }, { "id": "40785", "time": "1299618702", "html": "Nope what?", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "40787", "time": "1299618835", "html": "Just nope.", "user": "harok" }, { "id": "40788", "time": "1299618904", "html": "So basically it's whomever crashes the thread is the last poster, and thus wins.", "user": "leo50971234" }, { "id": "40792", "time": "1299619178", "html": "Yep.", "user": "harok" }, { "id": "40802", "time": "1299619493", "html": "This thread is a troll in itself... It can never fail -___-<br />\n<br />\nI, for one, will not win.<br />\n<br />\nSee? You just pressed the, 'reply to thread' button, didn't you?", "user": "razor23259" }, { "id": "40806", "time": "1299619844", "html": "Yep.", "user": "harok" }, { "id": "40818", "time": "1299622071", "html": "No, I did.", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "40831", "time": "1299624075", "html": "As did I.", "user": "leo50971234" }, { "id": "40846", "time": "1299625114", "html": "Well, I don't care. That's right, I went there.", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "40946", "time": "1299630335", "html": "I win.", "user": "pyromaniac77" }, { "id": "40948", "time": "1299630446", "html": "I don't think so...", "user": "moonbloom" } ], "users": { "sophrosyne": { "name": "Sophrosyne", "key": "sophrosyne", "url": "/users/sophrosyne", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3473.png", "rankClass": "comrade", "rankText": "АДМИНИСТРАТОР", "posts": "3498" }, "wildface": { "name": "Wildface", "key": "wildface", "url": "/users/wildface", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/164.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "20052" }, "harok": { "name": "Harok", "key": "harok", "url": "/users/harok", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1296.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2299" }, "xxthecanadidinxx": { "name": "xXTheCanadidinXx", "key": "xxthecanadidinxx", "url": "/users/xxthecanadidinxx", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1190" }, "drdeathdefying": { "name": "DrDeathDefying", "key": "drdeathdefying", "url": "/users/drdeathdefying", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "614" }, "relcoa": { "name": "Relcoa", "key": "relcoa", "url": "/users/relcoa", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "65" }, "leo50971234": { "name": "leo50971234", "key": "leo50971234", "url": "/users/leo50971234", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3743.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "563" }, "razor23259": { "name": "razor23259", "key": "razor23259", "url": "/users/razor23259", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1634.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3658" }, "pyromaniac77": { "name": "pyromaniac77", "key": "pyromaniac77", "url": "/users/pyromaniac77", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1136" }, "moonbloom": { "name": "moonbloom", "key": "moonbloom", "url": "/users/moonbloom", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/475.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8499" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 4518 }

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