Two Cans & String

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Just a week away!", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1188112", "time": "1642999126", "html": "<a href=\"https://twitter.com/i/status/1485003454498156545\">Related.</a>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1189099", "time": "1643247875", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hoylecake\">hoylecake</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><a href=\"https://twitter.com/i/status/1485003454498156545\">Related.</a></div></div><br /><br />hello the hoylecake", "user": "nordict" }, { "id": "1189100", "time": "1643248164", "html": "hi nordict<br /><br /><h2 class=\"heading\"> remember to not quote an entire post if it is the one immediately preceding yours</h2>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1189101", "time": "1643248453", "html": "wowza! quotes are evil magic", "user": "nordict" }, { "id": "1196788", "time": "1645031608", "html": "hello all!<br /><br />anyways, did the dots disappear? haven't seen them in a while<br /><br />carbon boride argon", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1196789", "time": "1645031661", "html": "The dots are gone.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1196790", "time": "1645031836", "html": "dots?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1196794", "time": "1645032180", "html": "No more dots.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1196796", "time": "1645032223", "html": "No more heroes.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1196797", "time": "1645032240", "html": "No more Fortnite. No more card.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1196799", "time": "1645032293", "html": "No more gamers. They have all died.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1196807", "time": "1645032494", "html": "Oh that went down a dark path.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1196853", "time": "1645037582", "html": "rip the dots", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1198645", "time": "1645642353", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/satellitemind\">SatelliteMind</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Lock.</div></div><br />Around 10 years ago SatelliteMind was the last post on a duplicate of this thread. Ledgen-dairy, don't think I haven't noticed the absence of $100,000,000,000,000 in their bank account.<br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">Digging around inside the REALLY old posts is fun.</div>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1198649", "time": "1645642788", "html": "Give me a second, let me go ask Sammich if this is true.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1199181", "time": "1645730824", "html": "Nah those moneys were given to me", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1200163", "time": "1646062665", "html": "I lost the game.", "user": "justabitjaded" }, { "id": "1200164", "time": "1646062687", "html": "Me too. Screw you, I was on a perfect streak!", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1200830", "time": "1646234382", "html": "I lost the game as well, for the second time in a week because there was a question that was just "I have lost the game"", "user": "andromedafallen" }, { "id": "1200836", "time": "1646236484", "html": "I also lost. But now I'm winning.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1203200", "time": "1647184418", "html": "And now you're not.", "user": "justabitjaded" }, { "id": "1203213", "time": "1647189887", "html": "Spaceship beep boop.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1203214", "time": "1647190884", "html": "Who will win this time?", "user": "mathmaniac125" }, { "id": "1203220", "time": "1647191220", "html": "Not you.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" } ], "users": { "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9491" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33865.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3423" }, "nordict": { "name": "nordict", "key": "nordict", "url": "/users/nordict", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30511.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6" }, "andromedafallen": { "name": "AndromedaFallen", "key": "andromedafallen", "url": "/users/andromedafallen", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32932.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1179" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33893.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8199" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33758.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3404" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33480.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7781" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4561" }, "justabitjaded": { "name": "justabitjaded", "key": "justabitjaded", "url": "/users/justabitjaded", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/29113.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4214" }, "mathmaniac125": { "name": "Mathmaniac125", "key": "mathmaniac125", "url": "/users/mathmaniac125", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18189.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3452" } }, "page_num": 4455, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 4458 }

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