Need a new one.
The rules are simple--I make a wish, you grant it in a way that makes me regret wishing it, then you make a wish for the next person to corrupt.
I wish I knew everything.
4393.217 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 4:18 PM
Granted, but then you would know everything including the various horrifying things found on the internet
I wish I could blow things up with my mind.
4393.177 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 5:15 PM
Granted, but the first thing you blow up is your mind.
I wish the top threads of the "Two Cans Museum of Old Junk" were still around.
4393.092 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 7:18 PM
Granted, but they are taking up too much space on Blake's server causing it to overload heat up and blow up, no more Twocans =(
I wish it was summer already
4393.09 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 7:21 PM
Granted, it is the last day of summer already, so winter is just around the corner.
I wish I had a muskox in my backyard.
4393.072 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 7:47 PM
Granted, but it's dead and starting to rot pretty badly
I wish my boyfriend could come down for the weekend.
4393.062 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 8:01 PM
Granted, but he has to take the next available flight back.
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
4393.044 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 8:28 PM
Granted but you get stuck in alternate realities.
I wish this taxi would get here
4393.036 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 8:39 PM
Granted but he abducts you and you're never heard of again until they find you, malnourished in a basement years later.
On the plus side, you'll probably have a law and order episode based off of your story
I wish I had some cookie dough ice cream.
4393.026 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 8:54 PM
Granted, you have one spoonful of cookie dough ice cream.
I wish I had more time.
4393.023 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 8:58 PM
Granted, go directly to jail to serve your sentence.
I wish I was a hunter, in search of different food.
4392.989 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 9:46 PM
Granted, and guess what you found ants!
I wish for something useful to do.
4392.966 days ago
Jan 25, 2011 - 10:20 PM
Granted, but it's cleaning out sewers
I wish I didn't have work tomorrow
4392.757 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 3:21 AM
Granted, but only because you had to stay home due to a terrible disease.
I wish I could eat anything I want whenever I want and stay as skinny as I am now.
4392.752 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 3:27 AM
Granted, but you throw up any excess calories every time you eat.
I wish I was hungry
4392.743 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 3:41 AM
You are, but your hunger is never satisfied so you eat and eat and eat and eat and gain alot of weight.
4392.738 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 3:48 AM
Granted but then you explode.
(shoulda made a wish)
I wish I could wear makeup and not look dumb
4392.736 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 3:52 AM
Granted, but you look like an old wise guy that isn't "dumb"... haha play on words
I wish I could find my DSI.
4392.734 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 3:55 AM
Granted--you find it broken.
I wish I had a large bowel of delicious pudding to eat.
4392.618 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 6:41 AM
Granted, it gives you salmonella.
I wish for my math work to be done.
4392.354 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 1:02 PM
🙁granted but you have to rewrite it 24566 times
i wish that i had a good friend in this stupid class
4392.301 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 2:17 PM
Granted, but then they moved away as soon as you became friends.
I wish that I had a shopping spree with unlimited amounts of money.
4391.923 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 11:22 PM
granted, but you spend it all on one candy bar
4391.911 days ago
Jan 26, 2011 - 11:38 PM
Your wish?
I wish I had a puppy!
4391.804 days ago
Jan 27, 2011 - 2:14 AM
Granted, but it's dead
I wish I could give myself a good manicure
4391.802 days ago
Jan 27, 2011 - 2:16 AM
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