Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "138", "posts": [ { "id": "1149", "time": "1295972319", "html": "Need a new one.<br />\n<br />\nThe rules are simple--I make a wish, you grant it in a way that makes me regret wishing it, then you make a wish for the next person to corrupt.<br />\n<br />\n<br />\n<br />\n<br />\nI wish I knew everything.", "user": "jarekk" }, { "id": "1206", "time": "1295975746", "html": "Granted, but then you would know everything including the various horrifying things found on the internet<br />\n<br />\nI wish I could blow things up with my mind.", "user": "verum" }, { "id": "1289", "time": "1295983093", "html": "Granted, but the first thing you blow up is your mind.<br />\n<br />\nI wish the top threads of the "Two Cans Museum of Old Junk" were still around.", "user": "ether" }, { "id": "1292", "time": "1295983266", "html": "Granted, but they are taking up too much space on Blake's server causing it to overload heat up and blow up, no more Twocans =(<br />\n<br />\n<br />\nI wish it 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side, you'll probably have a law and order episode based off of your story<br />\n<br />\nI wish I had some cookie dough ice cream.", "user": "amgirl" }, { "id": "1432", "time": "1295989102", "html": "Granted, you have one spoonful of cookie dough ice cream.<br />\n<br />\n<br />\nI wish I had more time.", "user": "jarekk" }, { "id": "1475", "time": "1295991995", "html": "Granted, go directly to jail to serve your sentence.<br />\n<br />\nI wish I was a hunter, in search of different food.", "user": "gws" }, { "id": "1507", "time": "1295994023", "html": "Granted, and guess what you found ants!<br />\n<br />\nI wish for something useful to do.", "user": "reclusivedragon" }, { "id": "1905", "time": "1296012067", "html": "Granted, but it's cleaning out sewers<br />\n<br />\nI wish I didn't have work tomorrow", "user": "amgirl" }, { "id": "1917", "time": "1296012472", "html": "Granted, but only because you had to stay home due to a terrible disease.<br />\n<br />\nI wish I could eat anything I want whenever I want and stay as skinny as I am now.", "user": "moonbloom" }, { "id": "1934", "time": "1296013310", "html": "Granted, but you throw up any excess calories every time you eat.<br />\n<br />\nI wish I was hungry", "user": "amgirl" }, { "id": "1947", "time": "1296013714", "html": "You are, but your hunger is never satisfied so you eat and eat and eat and eat and gain alot of weight.", "user": "moonbloom" }, { "id": "1955", "time": "1296013932", "html": "Granted but then you explode.<br />\n(shoulda made a wish)<br />\n<br />\nI wish I could wear makeup and not look dumb", "user": "amgirl" }, { "id": "1958", "time": "1296014101", "html": "Granted, but you look like an old wise guy that isn't "dumb"... haha play on words<br />\nI wish I could find my DSI.", "user": "moonbloom" }, { "id": "2058", "time": "1296024092", "html": "Granted--you find it broken.<br />\n<br />\n<br />\nI wish I had a large bowel of delicious pudding to eat.", "user": "jarekk" }, { "id": "2146", "time": "1296046936", "html": "Granted, it gives you salmonella.<br />\n<br />\nI wish for my math work to be done.", "user": "sirbob" }, { "id": "2176", "time": "1296051456", "html": "\ud83d\ude41granted but you have to rewrite it 24566 times <br /> <br /><br />i wish that i had a good friend in this stupid class", "user": "sarahbob" }, { "id": "2597", "time": "1296084167", "html": "Granted, but then they moved away as soon as you became friends.<br />\n<br />\n<br />\nI wish that I had a shopping spree with unlimited amounts of money.", "user": "shiney1121" }, { "id": "2610", "time": "1296085136", "html": "granted, but you spend it all on one candy bar", "user": "sario" }, { "id": "2789", "time": "1296094443", "html": "Your wish?<br />\n<br />\nI wish I had a puppy!", "user": "moonbloom" }, { "id": "2792", "time": "1296094564", "html": "Granted, but it's dead<br />\n<br />\nI wish I could give myself a good manicure", "user": "amgirl" } ], "users": { "jarekk": { "name": 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