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granted but you pass out every time you try because your feet smells like dead puppies. :(
  
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I wish I had arms like an octopus.
  
Granted, but now you can only do japanese porn, though you may have wanted that.

I wish moonbloom remembered to post wishes
  
Granted, but they are utterly ridiculous:)

I wish the world would turn purple...
  
Granted, but only you see it as such

I wish I could understand my cat
  
Granted, but now everyone is color blind and cant tell that it's purple.

I wish my friend was not sick.
  
Granted, but you got sick:)

I wish I could walk upside down...
  
Granted but now the world has flipped, so you are still walking right side up and everyone else is laughing at you for looking at the world from a normal perspective.

I wish I had a genie who would grant me any three wishes I want.
  
granted but he wouldn't tell you how to ask for a wish

I wish i had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars
  
Granted, but because that's all the money in the world and now no one else has a single "dollar" the exchange system changes its currency to rupee's, and the dollar is valueless.

I wish I could speak every language in the world fluently.
  
Granted, but everyone dies. No one to speak to!

I wish you hadn't taken my wish.
  
Granted but then i was mugged and they gave it back to you

I wish people would actually come up with innovative ways to corrupt a wish.
  
Granted, but some noob did a noobish one

I wish i have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 rupees then
  
Granted, you die from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 paper cuts.

I wish I was a ninja!
  
Granted, however you are only a fruit ninja on your iPhone.
I wished the Green Day would play at my birthday
  
Granted, but you were drugged and fell asleep five seconds before they began.

I wish I had a box of tissues.
  
Granted, but somebody peed in it, so the tissues are not so pleasant.

I wish I could boogie.
  
Granted, but every time you do, you have a horrible sneezing fit and no one will want to boogie with you
I wish i were a dinosaur! RAWR!
  
Granted, but you're extinct.

I wish for ham.
  
Granted; An anvil falls on you.

I wish I could breath underwater.
  
granted but all water on earth suddenly evaporates...

i wish i was a pink koala
  
granted but everyone is color blind

i wish i had a bowl of jello
  
Granted, but it is eaten by a dog.
I wish I could fly.
  
Granted, but you fly right into a jet turbine.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
  
Granted, you thought of the best wish ever but now you've already used your wish and therefore can't get it.

I wish for sex with Angelina Jolie and Hayley Williams... simultaneously. :]
  
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