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Granted. You're very organized, but you absolutely have no control over sanitary issues.

I wish for a nice cup of tea.
  
You have a very nice cup of tea, but it's enclosed in an impossible-to-open container. Sometimes you can smell it, though

I wish people would give me whatever I want for free
  
Granted, you're rich and people hate you

I wish that people didn't react so badly to cannibalism
  
granted, but damn u lookin like a snack right abt now

i wish my dance teacher would stop making me design her website instead of taking the class
  
Granted, you failed the class

I wish I wasn't so easily flustered

Like, seriously that corruption affected me more I would like to admit
  
granted, you have no emotions, thus making you less flustered.

I wish I had more confidence
  
Granted, you get so confident, you don't realize that you are going to fail and probably get others and maybe yourself killed.

I wish I was better at math
  
Granted, your smarter than Einstein and scientists want your brain

I wish this site was more active
  
Granted, now it's chock-full of spammers and mindless jerks.

I wish to open this unbreakable container of tea.
  
Granted, but now it's a soda can.

I wish I could get an adblocker that replaces ads with Doge.
  
Granted, but you can't even use that device because it has so many ads popping up about the doge.

I wish that I didn't have to deal with people I find annoying.
  
Granted, everyone separates themselves from you, leaving you alone.

I wish I had some tea
  
Granted. Enjoy water tea.

I wish for my essay to be done
  
Granted, but you got a 0 because it was so terrible

I wish I had a good game to play
  
Rainbow 6 siege

Granted, now you need the money and to remember what it is.


I wish for e
  
Granted, but that's the only letter you're able to use for the rest of your life.

I wish for happiness.
  
eeeeee, eee eee eee'e eeee eeee eeee eeee eeee ee.




e eeee eee my power to say anything other than e
  
Granted, you are no longer allowed to use words with the letter "e".
Good luck, it's the most used letter in the English alphabet.

I wish for sadness.
  
Granted, you commit suicide.

I wish that I wasn't so dark sometimes.
  
Granted, now you sound like a racist.

I wish for all 9 dragon-balls so I get another wish.
  
Granted, Shenron becomes really specific and also turns out to dislike you


I wish that I could ask a girl out flawlessly, and she would want to go out with me.
  
Granted, Shenron becomes really specific and also turns out to dislike you


I wish that I could ask a girl out flawlessly, and she would want to go out with me.


Wish granted. You can date any girl you want. Personality skills not included.

I wish that I was 0.0001% more good-looking.
  
Granted but at the expense of your speech. Now your mute.




I wish for a lamp post
  
Granted, you now own a lamp post. Its in China.


I wish I had a living wage.
  
Granted, you now have one, very alive species of wage living in your home. Congratulations!

I wish for Milotv to safely get a decent cup of tea.
  
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