Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "2951", "posts": [ { "id": "181248", "time": "1314466730", "html": "Alright, here's how you play. We act like we're carrying on a normal forum conversation. One person types something, it can be anything as long as it's in response to the last post. However, here's the catch: You just quote the last person to post and then slightly edit their post to say something different. Here is an example:<br />\n<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">User A's post:</span> I'm really hungry, I need a sandwich.<br />\n<br />\n_____________________________________<br />\n<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">User B's post</span><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/sleipnaur/\">Sleipnaur</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'm really hungry, I need a sand castle.</div></div><br />\nYou're going to eat a sand castle?<br />\n<br />\n_____________________________________<br />\n<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">User C's post:</span><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/random/\">random</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">You're driving your truck over a sand castle?</div></div><br />\nThat's not very nice. Sand castles are hard to make.<br />\n<br />\n_____________________________________<br />\n<br />\n<br />\n<br />\nSo, you get the idea... I'll start. (and my apologies to the user named "random". I just assumed a name as generic as that wouldn't be active anymore and I had to use one in order to make a quote.)<br />\n_______________________________________________<br />\n<br />\nToday is such a nice day outside!", "user": "sleipnaur" }, { "id": "181438", "time": "1314478036", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/sleipnaur/\">Sleipnaur</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Today is such a murderous day outside!</div></div><br />\n<br />\nA day can be murderous?", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181439", "time": "1314478129", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">You can be murderous?</div></div><br />\n<br />\nStop spouting my secrets.", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181441", "time": "1314478175", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Stop eating my secrets.</div></div><br />\n<br />\nBut they are so yummy!", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181443", "time": "1314478245", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">But you are so yummy!</div></div><br />\nPlease don't eat me!", "user": "thedarkhunter" }, { "id": "181446", "time": "1314478288", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/thedarkhunter/\">the Dark Hunter</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Please eat me!</div></div><br />\n<br />\nAlright if you insist", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181449", "time": "1314478505", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Alright, if you run away.</div></div>What sort of strange sado-machism is this?", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181453", "time": "1314478699", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">What sort of strange fun is this?</div></div><br />\n<br />\nYou're right it is fun", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181455", "time": "1314478740", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Wtf </div></div><br />\nThis breaks the rules of quoteing.", "user": "theerotichobo" }, { "id": "181456", "time": "1314478765", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">What sort of strange fun is this?</div></div><br />\n<br />\nYou're right it is a gun</div></div><br />\nUm, why do you have a gun?", "user": "thedarkhunter" }, { "id": "181457", "time": "1314478816", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theerotichobo/\">The_Erotic_Hobo</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Wtf </div></div><br />\nThis breaks the rules of quoteing.</div></div><br />\nWait, what?<br />\n<br />\nAnyways....<br />\n<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theerotichobo/\">The_Erotic_Hobo</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">This breaks the rules of dancing.</div></div><br />\nGet off the damned dancefloor.", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181458", "time": "1314478819", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theerotichobo/\">The_Erotic_Hobo</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"> I completly skipped over Jebus' post</div></div><br />\n<br />\nHow rude", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181459", "time": "1314478871", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">How bloody</div></div>When did you turn English?", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181461", "time": "1314478943", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">When did you turn Caveman?</div></div><br />\n<br />\nWhen Geico promised me a commercial deal", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181464", "time": "1314479023", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">When Queen promised me a commercial deal</div></div>Holy crap, are you becoming the next Freddy Mercury?", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181468", "time": "1314479094", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Holy crap, are you becoming the next Freddy Kreuger?</div></div><br />\n<br />\nWell I don't murder children, so no", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181472", "time": "1314479540", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Well I don't hit children, so no.</div></div>That's some very good information to know, I'm sure you'll make a fine parent.", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181475", "time": "1314479631", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">That's some very good information to know, I'm sure you'll make a horrible parent.</div></div><br />\n<br />\nI think I'll go cry now", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "181478", "time": "1314479898", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/superjesus20/\">SuperJesus2.0</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I think I'll go eat a rainbow now</div></div> Tell me if it tastes like Skittles or unicorn poop, alright?", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181503", "time": "1314482255", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ladygrinningstardust/\">LadyGrinningStardust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Tell me if it tastes like souls, alright?</div></div><br />\nNothing compares to the taste of souls.", "user": "malteeeeeaser" }, { "id": "181504", "time": "1314482324", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/malteeeeeaser/\">malteeeeeaser</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Nothing compares to the taste of brains.</div></div><br />\nIt's a zombie! Run!", "user": "thedarkhunter" }, { "id": "181508", "time": "1314482381", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/thedarkhunter/\">the Dark Hunter</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">It's a bunny! Run!</div></div><br />\nBunnies aren't scary though.", "user": "malteeeeeaser" }, { "id": "181510", "time": "1314482429", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/malteeeeeaser/\">malteeeeeaser</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">FUCK YOU JEBUS </div></div><br />\nWoah, why are you so angry?", "user": "theerotichobo" }, { "id": "181512", "time": "1314482469", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/malteeeeeaser/\">malteeeeeaser</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Bunnies are scary though.</div></div><br />\nI know, I'm absolutely terrified.", "user": "ladygrinningstardust" }, { "id": "181513", "time": "1314482499", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theerotichobo/\">The_Erotic_Hobo</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Woah, why are you so sexy?</div></div><br />\nI was born that way, I can't help it.", "user": "malteeeeeaser" } ], "users": { "sleipnaur": { "name": "Sleipnaur", "key": "sleipnaur", "url": "/users/sleipnaur", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "75" }, "superjesus20": { "name": "SuperJesus2.0", "key": "superjesus20", "url": "/users/superjesus20", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1628.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11224" }, "ladygrinningstardust": { "name": "LadyGrinningStardust", "key": "ladygrinningstardust", "url": "/users/ladygrinningstardust", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2960" }, "thedarkhunter": { "name": "the Dark Hunter", "key": "thedarkhunter", "url": "/users/thedarkhunter", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "236" }, "theerotichobo": { "name": "The_Erotic_Hobo", "key": "theerotichobo", "url": "/users/theerotichobo", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3586.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2086" }, "malteeeeeaser": { "name": "malteeeeeaser", "key": "malteeeeeaser", "url": "/users/malteeeeeaser", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2178" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 164 }

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