Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "2951", "posts": [ { "id": "1004221", "time": "1544332582", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Lenin join!</div></div><br /><br />NO! They kicked you out of Russia for a (t)reason!", "user": "azerty" }, { "id": "1004555", "time": "1544484522", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/azerty\">azerty</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br />NO! They kicked you out of North Korea for a reason!</div></div><br /><br />Are you sure about that? I thought they just killed people...", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1004779", "time": "1544670662", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/chotano\">\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Are you sure about that? I thought they just ate people...</div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Yes cannibals do eat people. Though I'm not sure how that's relevant...", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "1004783", "time": "1544673660", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/tc3692\">tc3692</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">...Though I'm sure that's relevant...</div></div><br />Please, explain the relevancy", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1004790", "time": "1544680006", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Please, explain the reverence</div></div><br />as according to google it is deep respect to someone.", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1004931", "time": "1544815247", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">google has my deep respect</div></div><br />Be careful with what you say, they might bring about the creation of a malevolent AI.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1005000", "time": "1544900264", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Be careful with what you say, they have a malevolent AI.</div></div><br /><br /><br /><br />Who does? Is the robot apocalypse upon us?", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "1005051", "time": "1544909358", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/tc3692\">tc3692</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?</div></div><br />I'm pretty sure it isn't...<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">yet.</span>", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1005115", "time": "1544910685", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'm pretty sure it <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">is</span>.</div></div><br /><br /><br /><br />Is what?", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "1005124", "time": "1544911101", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/tc3692\">tc3692</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Is that?</div></div><br />perhaps...?", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1005139", "time": "1544911521", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'm going to...?</div></div><br /><br /><br /><br />What?! Your going to what?!", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "1005154", "time": "1544911740", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/tc3692\">tc3692</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">DIE!! Your going to <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">DIE</span></span>!!</div></div><br />What did I ever do to you?", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1005194", "time": "1544912404", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">What did I ever do to deserve this slander?</div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Perhaps you made it up about someone else and they got revenge.", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "1005223", "time": "1544918648", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/tc3692\">tc3692</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Perhaps you deserve revenge.</div></div><br />Hey, calm down! We're all friends here!", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1005233", "time": "1544921059", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Hey, come on! We're all friends here!</div></div><br />If they don't want to do it, don't force them.", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1005274", "time": "1544925816", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">If they don't want to do it, force them.</div></div><br /><br />This is 2018, we don't support rape, you bigot.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />[side note, i feel like you were expecting this response]", "user": "guyguy" }, { "id": "1005309", "time": "1544930536", "html": "[I definitely wasn't]", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1005318", "time": "1544932452", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/guyguy\">guyguy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">This is 2018, we don't support taps, you spigot.</div></div><br /><br />That is a vile insult. Cue the waterworks.", "user": "justabitjaded" }, { "id": "1005533", "time": "1545008843", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/justabitjaded\">justabitjaded</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/guyguy\">guyguy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">This is 2018, we don't support Shrek, you idiot</div></div><br />That is a vile insult. Cue the Dreamworks.</div></div><br />Is it, though? I mean, I guess the first movie was good, but it just rapidly deteriorated in quality after that.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1005556", "time": "1545018899", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Is it, though? I mean, I guess the first movie was bad, but it just rapidly increased in quality after that.</div></div> uh did you just condone the creation of the Netflix interactive Puss in Boots movie/game?", "user": "azerty" }, { "id": "1005584", "time": "1545072756", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/azerty\">azerty</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">uh did you just condone the creation of the Netflix interactive Puss and Boots movie/game?</div></div><br />I don't even want to ask what type of messed up foot-fetish fantasy that is, much less why Netflix would fund it.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1005600", "time": "1545083314", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I don't even want to ask what type of messed up fetish that is, much less why Netflix would fund it.</div></div><br />You wouldn't believe how far netflix would go for money. They funded a furry anime.", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1005601", "time": "1545087403", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">You wouldn't believe how far netflix would go for money. They funded the Vietnam War.</div></div><br />Hey man don't even joke about that.", "user": "guyguy" }, { "id": "1005604", "time": "1545087914", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/guyguy\">guyguy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Hey man that was one of the funniest things I've read all day.</div></div><br />What is wrong with you?", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1005624", "time": "1545096685", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poodonkus913\">Poodonkus913</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">What is up with you?</div></div><br />Not much, you?", "user": "kylljoy" } ], "users": { "azerty": { "name": "azerty", "key": "azerty", "url": "/users/azerty", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1902" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/10693.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2070" }, "tc3692": { "name": "tc3692", "key": "tc3692", "url": "/users/tc3692", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/12030.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5532" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/13006.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1580" }, "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/12803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3231" }, "guyguy": { "name": "guyguy", "key": "guyguy", "url": "/users/guyguy", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/10539.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1589" }, "justabitjaded": { "name": "justabitjaded", "key": "justabitjaded", "url": "/users/justabitjaded", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11462.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1952" }, "poodonkus913": { "name": "Poodonkus913", "key": "poodonkus913", "url": "/users/poodonkus913", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/12035.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1208" } }, "page_num": 144, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 148, "you_banned": 0 }

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