NO! They kicked you out of Russia for a (t)reason!
75.24 days ago
Dec 9, 2018 - 5:16 AM
NO! They kicked you out of North Korea for a reason!
Are you sure about that? I thought they just killed people...
73.481 days ago
Dec 10, 2018 - 11:28 PM
Are you sure about that? I thought they just ate people...
Yes cannibals do eat people. Though I'm not sure how that's relevant...
71.327 days ago
Dec 13, 2018 - 3:11 AM
...Though I'm sure that's relevant...
Please, explain the relevancy
71.292 days ago
Dec 13, 2018 - 4:01 AM
Please, explain the reverence
as according to google it is deep respect to someone.
71.219 days ago
Dec 13, 2018 - 5:46 AM
google has my deep respect
Be careful with what you say, they might bring about the creation of a malevolent AI.
69.653 days ago
Dec 14, 2018 - 7:20 PM
Be careful with what you say, they have a malevolent AI.
Who does? Is the robot apocalypse upon us?
68.669 days ago
Dec 15, 2018 - 6:57 PM
Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?
I'm pretty sure it isn't...
yet.68.564 days ago
Dec 15, 2018 - 9:29 PM
68.549 days ago
Dec 15, 2018 - 9:51 PM
68.544 days ago
Dec 15, 2018 - 9:58 PM
What?! Your going to what?!
68.539 days ago
Dec 15, 2018 - 10:05 PM
DIE!! Your going to DIE!!
What did I ever do to you?
68.537 days ago
Dec 15, 2018 - 10:09 PM
What did I ever do to deserve this slander?
Perhaps you made it up about someone else and they got revenge.
68.529 days ago
Dec 15, 2018 - 10:20 PM
Perhaps you deserve revenge.
Hey, calm down! We're all friends here!
68.457 days ago
Dec 16, 2018 - 12:04 AM
Hey, come on! We're all friends here!
If they don't want to do it, don't force them.
68.429 days ago
Dec 16, 2018 - 12:44 AM
If they don't want to do it, force them.
This is 2018, we don't support rape, you bigot.
[side note, i feel like you were expecting this response]
68.374 days ago
Dec 16, 2018 - 2:03 AM
68.319 days ago
Dec 16, 2018 - 3:22 AM
This is 2018, we don't support taps, you spigot.
That is a vile insult. Cue the waterworks.
68.297 days ago
Dec 16, 2018 - 3:54 AM
This is 2018, we don't support Shrek, you idiot
That is a vile insult. Cue the Dreamworks.
Is it, though? I mean, I guess the first movie was good, but it just rapidly deteriorated in quality after that.
67.413 days ago
Dec 17, 2018 - 1:07 AM
Is it, though? I mean, I guess the first movie was bad, but it just rapidly increased in quality after that.
uh did you just condone the creation of the Netflix interactive Puss in Boots movie/game?
67.296 days ago
Dec 17, 2018 - 3:54 AM
uh did you just condone the creation of the Netflix interactive Puss and Boots movie/game?
I don't even want to ask what type of messed up foot-fetish fantasy that is, much less why Netflix would fund it.
66.673 days ago
Dec 17, 2018 - 6:52 PM
I don't even want to ask what type of messed up fetish that is, much less why Netflix would fund it.
You wouldn't believe how far netflix would go for money. They funded a furry anime.
66.551 days ago
Dec 17, 2018 - 9:48 PM
You wouldn't believe how far netflix would go for money. They funded the Vietnam War.
Hey man don't even joke about that.
66.503 days ago
Dec 17, 2018 - 10:56 PM
Hey man that was one of the funniest things I've read all day.
What is wrong with you?
66.497 days ago
Dec 17, 2018 - 11:05 PM
66.396 days ago
Dec 18, 2018 - 1:31 AM
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