Two Cans & String

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We'll switch up the word every once in a while. <br />\n<br />\n"Ask not what your duck can do for you, but what you can do for your duck."", "user": "sya" }, { "id": "226767", "time": "1319897918", "html": "A duck for a duck makes the whole world blind.", "user": "asdfgh" }, { "id": "226872", "time": "1319905856", "html": "There is nothing to fear but duck itself.", "user": "morpheme" }, { "id": "226885", "time": "1319907937", "html": "I am become duck, the destroyer of worlds.", "user": "schemer7" }, { "id": "226907", "time": "1319912465", "html": "All your duck are belong to us!<br />\n<br />\nDuck is doomed to repeat itself.", "user": "warger" }, { "id": "227023", "time": "1319926674", "html": "The Duck of Zelda: Ocarina of Time", "user": "luciferum666" }, { "id": "227581", "time": "1319990174", "html": "tous pour duck, duck pour tous!", "user": "stuart" }, { "id": "227597", "time": "1319993361", "html": "We all live in a yellow duck.", "user": "5640802" }, { "id": "227600", "time": "1319993417", "html": "Life is like a box of duck. You never know which one you're gonna get.<br />\n<br />\nWhen life gives you duck, make lemonade.", "user": "jenbearbaby" }, { "id": "227647", "time": "1319996929", "html": "Do, or do duck. There is no try.", "user": "talonhand94" }, { "id": "227694", "time": "1320002180", "html": "I have a bad duck about this...", "user": "morpheme" }, { "id": "227729", "time": "1320006491", "html": ""Protect me, Duck!"<br />\n<br />\n"Aren't you a little duck to be doing this?"", "user": "jsan" }, { "id": "228215", "time": "1320051522", "html": "To duck or not to duck?<br />\n<br />\n(I used to play this game with the word bacon, which is also extremely funny :}", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "228333", "time": "1320076197", "html": "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a duck.", "user": "morpheme" }, { "id": "228340", "time": "1320078705", "html": ""Someone touched my duck. <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Who touched my duck!</span></span>"<br />\n<br />\n"When in doubt, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Duck!</span></span>"", "user": "jsan" }, { "id": "229755", "time": "1320217174", "html": "\u201cGive a person a duck and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the duck and they won't bother you for weeks\u201d", "user": "degalaman" }, { "id": "229926", "time": "1320249663", "html": "Open the pod bay duck, HAL.", "user": "morpheme" }, { "id": "230450", "time": "1320287371", "html": "^This is currently my favourite.<br />\n<br />\n"We can rebuild him, we have the duck."", "user": "sya" }, { "id": "230525", "time": "1320290311", "html": "DUCK! I'm gonna eat you!", "user": "degalaman" }, { "id": "230548", "time": "1320290684", "html": "We're going to need a bigger duck.", "user": "morpheme" }, { "id": "230556", "time": "1320290830", "html": "I have had it with these ducking ducks on this ducking plane!", "user": "degalaman" }, { "id": "230573", "time": "1320291048", "html": "GET TO THE DUCK!", "user": "morpheme" }, { "id": "230805", "time": "1320316794", "html": "Come my lady, Come come my lady, you're my duck, Sugar baby.<br />\nCome my lady you're my pretty duck I'll make your duck shake you make me go duck.<br />\nYay for crazytown :P", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "231059", "time": "1320336808", "html": ""I have a duck."<br />\n<br />\n"I did not have duck with that woman!"", "user": "rchard2scout" }, { "id": "231065", "time": "1320337544", "html": "Mistakes were duck.", "user": "morpheme" } ], "users": { "sya": { "name": "Sya", "key": "sya", "url": "/users/sya", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1902.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4350" }, "asdfgh": { "name": "asdfgh", "key": "asdfgh", "url": "/users/asdfgh", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/731.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1962" }, "morpheme": { "name": "Morpheme", "key": "morpheme", "url": "/users/morpheme", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "102" }, "schemer7": { "name": "Schemer7", "key": "schemer7", "url": "/users/schemer7", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5097" }, "warger": { "name": "warger", "key": "warger", "url": "/users/warger", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "373" }, "luciferum666": { "name": "luciferum666", "key": "luciferum666", "url": "/users/luciferum666", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "17" }, "stuart": { "name": "Stuart", "key": "stuart", "url": "/users/stuart", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/474.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "991" }, "5640802": { "name": "5640802", "key": "5640802", "url": "/users/5640802", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "59" }, "jenbearbaby": { "name": "jenbearbaby", "key": "jenbearbaby", "url": "/users/jenbearbaby", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "20" }, "talonhand94": { "name": "talonhand94", "key": "talonhand94", "url": "/users/talonhand94", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1158" }, "jsan": { "name": "JSan", "key": "jsan", "url": "/users/jsan", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4104" }, "plutian": { "name": "plutian", "key": "plutian", "url": "/users/plutian", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1031.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12626" }, "degalaman": { "name": "DegaLaman", "key": "degalaman", "url": "/users/degalaman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3124.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1435" }, "rchard2scout": { "name": "rchard2scout", "key": "rchard2scout", "url": "/users/rchard2scout", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1119" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 52 }

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