Replace a word in a famous quote with duck. We'll switch up the word every once in a while.
"Ask not what your duck can do for you, but what you can do for your duck."
4168.732 days ago
Oct 29, 2011 - 2:16 PM
A duck for a duck makes the whole world blind.
4168.731 days ago
Oct 29, 2011 - 2:18 PM
There is nothing to fear but duck itself.
4168.639 days ago
Oct 29, 2011 - 4:30 PM
I am become duck, the destroyer of worlds.
4168.615 days ago
Oct 29, 2011 - 5:05 PM
All your duck are belong to us!
Duck is doomed to repeat itself.
4168.562 days ago
Oct 29, 2011 - 6:21 PM
The Duck of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
4168.398 days ago
Oct 29, 2011 - 10:17 PM
tous pour duck, duck pour tous!
4167.663 days ago
Oct 30, 2011 - 3:56 PM
We all live in a yellow duck.
4167.626 days ago
Oct 30, 2011 - 4:49 PM
Life is like a box of duck. You never know which one you're gonna get.
When life gives you duck, make lemonade.
4167.625 days ago
Oct 30, 2011 - 4:50 PM
Do, or do duck. There is no try.
4167.585 days ago
Oct 30, 2011 - 5:48 PM
I have a bad duck about this...
4167.524 days ago
Oct 30, 2011 - 7:16 PM
"Protect me, Duck!"
"Aren't you a little duck to be doing this?"
4167.474 days ago
Oct 30, 2011 - 8:28 PM
To duck or not to duck?
(I used to play this game with the word bacon, which is also extremely funny :}
4166.953 days ago
Oct 31, 2011 - 8:58 AM
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a duck.
4166.667 days ago
Oct 31, 2011 - 3:49 PM
"Someone touched my duck. Who touched my duck!"
"When in doubt, Duck!"
4166.638 days ago
Oct 31, 2011 - 4:31 PM
“Give a person a duck and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the duck and they won't bother you for weeks”
4165.036 days ago
Nov 2, 2011 - 6:59 AM
Open the pod bay duck, HAL.
4164.66 days ago
Nov 2, 2011 - 4:01 PM
^This is currently my favourite.
"We can rebuild him, we have the duck."
4164.223 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 2:29 AM
4164.189 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 3:18 AM
We're going to need a bigger duck.
4164.185 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 3:24 AM
I have had it with these ducking ducks on this ducking plane!
4164.183 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 3:27 AM
4164.181 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 3:30 AM
Come my lady, Come come my lady, you're my duck, Sugar baby.
Come my lady you're my pretty duck I'll make your duck shake you make me go duck.
Yay for crazytown :P
4163.883 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 10:39 AM
"I have a duck."
"I did not have duck with that woman!"
4163.651 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 4:13 PM
4163.642 days ago
Nov 3, 2011 - 4:25 PM
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