Yet another pointless game thread created from boredom.
Each person accuses the poster after them of a crime (serious or otherwise). The next person defends him/herself and accuses the next person of a crime. Please try to be creative when responding; it gets boring quickly if you don't.
Example
Person 1:
I accuse the NP (next poster) of breaking and entering my home!
Person 2:
I couldn't help it! Everything was so shiny!
I accuse the NP of lying about the cake.
Person 3:
Objection! It was opposite day!
I accuse the NP of breaking my computer!
Person 4:
In my defense, I was told deleting System32 would make it faster...
I accuse the NP of eating my cookies!
-----------------Game START!--------------------
I accuse the NP of being an assassin.
4091.643 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 5:25 PM
In my defense, he evils of the Spirit Realm forced me to.
I accuse the NP of animal cruelty!
4091.514 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 8:31 PM
I didn't mean to; I thought it was my little brother's stuffed animal!
I accuse the NP of double-posting!
4091.503 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 8:47 PM
Objection! Website was laggy!
I accuse the NP of having a penguin avatar!
4091.451 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 10:02 PM
I couldn't help it, I was held against my will.
I accuse NP of assault.
4091.451 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 10:02 PM
4091.451 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 10:02 PM
You accused yourself of assault. Hehe.
4091.45 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 10:03 PM
I was doing to double post thing, but then you decided to be a ninja.
4091.45 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 10:04 PM
I accuse the NP of excessive turtle love!
4091.449 days ago
Jan 15, 2012 - 10:05 PM
But the turtles were gonna get eaten by the sea if I wasn't there!
I accuse the NP by reason of insanity!
4090.558 days ago
Jan 16, 2012 - 7:28 PM
But the walls were coming towards me!
I accuse the NP of stealing my shower!
4090.474 days ago
Jan 16, 2012 - 9:30 PM
In my defence you always smell lovely anyway.
I accuse the NP of Stealing my Pokemon!
4090.345 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 12:34 AM
I can't help the fact that your charizard was so lovely and I had it eat your other pokemon
I accuse the NP of stealing my Godzilla movies
4090.344 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 12:36 AM
You had seen them several times, and I hadn't seen any of them yet! :O
I accuse the NP of laziness!
4089.999 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 8:53 AM
I object! I left the house today to get the mail. You call that lazy??
I accuse the NP of being embarrassing in public!
4089.998 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 8:54 AM
I object, I tripped, and you can hardly say that was on purpose!
I accuse the NP of eating breakfast!
4089.995 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 8:58 AM
Aww, come on! You were eating with me!
I accuse the NP for trespassing!
4089.965 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 9:41 AM
I object, you invited me in for a party!
I accuse the NP of doing the limbo!
4089.964 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 9:44 AM
I object! The pole was on fire, and there was a stranded baby on the other side! You can hardly blame me.
I accuse the NP of corrupting the magistrate!
4089.963 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 9:45 AM
I object, he was corrupt to begin with! I only tried to draw him out to bust him!
I accuse the NP for obstructing justice!
4089.96 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 9:49 AM
It's not my fault it was in my way!
I accuse NP of posting in a forum.
4089.707 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 3:53 PM
It's not my fault it's so addicting
I acuse the NP of being on Twocans
4089.706 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 3:55 PM
I couldn't find another can, then I'd be on ThreeCans!
I accuse NP of stealing my porch (not Porche, as I has no monies).
4089.705 days ago
Jan 17, 2012 - 3:57 PM
I object. It's part of my house!
I accuse the NP of existing.
4089.072 days ago
Jan 18, 2012 - 7:08 AM
Sort of hard to help that, since it's so tempting.
I accuse NP of filing taxes one month late.
4088.791 days ago
Jan 18, 2012 - 1:52 PM
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"html": "Yet another pointless game thread created from boredom.<br />\n<br />\nEach person accuses the poster after them of a crime (serious or otherwise). The next person defends him/herself and accuses the next person of a crime. Please try to be creative when responding; it gets boring quickly if you don't.<br />\n<br />\n<span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Example</span><br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 1:</span> <br />\nI accuse the NP (next poster) of breaking and entering my home!<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 2:</span><br />\nI couldn't help it! Everything was so shiny! <br />\nI accuse the NP of lying about the cake.<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 3:</span><br />\nObjection! It was opposite day!<br />\nI accuse the NP of breaking my computer!<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 4:</span><br />\nIn my defense, I was told deleting System32 would make it faster... <br />\nI accuse the NP of eating my cookies!<br />\n -----------------Game START!--------------------<br />\nI accuse the NP of being an assassin.",
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"html": "I didn't mean to; I thought it was my little brother's stuffed animal!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of double-posting!",
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"time": "1326664952",
"html": "Objection! Website was laggy!<br />\nI accuse the NP of having a penguin avatar!",
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"html": "I couldn't help it, I was held against my will.<br />\nI accuse NP of assault.",
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"html": "Lawl for ninjas",
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"html": "You accused yourself of assault. Hehe.",
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"html": "In my defence you always smell lovely anyway.<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of Stealing my Pokemon!",
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