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Yet another pointless game thread created from boredom.

Each person accuses the poster after them of a crime (serious or otherwise). The next person defends him/herself and accuses the next person of a crime. Please try to be creative when responding; it gets boring quickly if you don't.

Example
Person 1:
I accuse the NP (next poster) of breaking and entering my home!
Person 2:
I couldn't help it! Everything was so shiny!
I accuse the NP of lying about the cake.
Person 3:
Objection! It was opposite day!
I accuse the NP of breaking my computer!
Person 4:
In my defense, I was told deleting System32 would make it faster...
I accuse the NP of eating my cookies!
-----------------Game START!--------------------
I accuse the NP of being an assassin.
  
In my defense, he evils of the Spirit Realm forced me to.
I accuse the NP of animal cruelty!
  
I didn't mean to; I thought it was my little brother's stuffed animal!

I accuse the NP of double-posting!
  
Objection! Website was laggy!
I accuse the NP of having a penguin avatar!
  
I couldn't help it, I was held against my will.
I accuse NP of assault.
  
Lawl for ninjas
  
You accused yourself of assault. Hehe.
  
I was doing to double post thing, but then you decided to be a ninja.
  
I accuse the NP of excessive turtle love!
  
But the turtles were gonna get eaten by the sea if I wasn't there!

I accuse the NP by reason of insanity!
  
But the walls were coming towards me!

I accuse the NP of stealing my shower!
  
In my defence you always smell lovely anyway.

I accuse the NP of Stealing my Pokemon!
  
I can't help the fact that your charizard was so lovely and I had it eat your other pokemon

I accuse the NP of stealing my Godzilla movies
  
You had seen them several times, and I hadn't seen any of them yet! :O

I accuse the NP of laziness!
  
I object! I left the house today to get the mail. You call that lazy??

I accuse the NP of being embarrassing in public!
  
I object, I tripped, and you can hardly say that was on purpose!

I accuse the NP of eating breakfast!
  
Aww, come on! You were eating with me!

I accuse the NP for trespassing!
  
I object, you invited me in for a party!

I accuse the NP of doing the limbo!
  
I object! The pole was on fire, and there was a stranded baby on the other side! You can hardly blame me.

I accuse the NP of corrupting the magistrate!
  
I object, he was corrupt to begin with! I only tried to draw him out to bust him!

I accuse the NP for obstructing justice!
  
It's not my fault it was in my way!

I accuse NP of posting in a forum.
  
It's not my fault it's so addicting

I acuse the NP of being on Twocans
  
I couldn't find another can, then I'd be on ThreeCans!

I accuse NP of stealing my porch (not Porche, as I has no monies).
  
I object. It's part of my house!

I accuse the NP of existing.
  
Sort of hard to help that, since it's so tempting.
I accuse NP of filing taxes one month late.
  
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