Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "4216", "posts": [ { "id": "302534", "time": "1326648350", "html": "Yet another pointless game thread created from boredom.<br />\n<br />\nEach person accuses the poster after them of a crime (serious or otherwise). The next person defends him/herself and accuses the next person of a crime. Please try to be creative when responding; it gets boring quickly if you don't.<br />\n<br />\n<span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Example</span><br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 1:</span> <br />\nI accuse the NP (next poster) of breaking and entering my home!<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 2:</span><br />\nI couldn't help it! Everything was so shiny! <br />\nI accuse the NP of lying about the cake.<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 3:</span><br />\nObjection! It was opposite day!<br />\nI accuse the NP of breaking my computer!<br />\n<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Person 4:</span><br />\nIn my defense, I was told deleting System32 would make it faster... <br />\nI accuse the NP of eating my cookies!<br />\n -----------------Game START!--------------------<br />\nI accuse the NP of being an assassin.", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "302841", "time": "1326659499", "html": "In my defense, he evils of the Spirit Realm forced me to.<br />\nI accuse the NP of animal cruelty!", "user": "iheartanyonebutyou" }, { "id": "302867", "time": "1326660477", "html": "I didn't mean to; I thought it was my little brother's stuffed animal!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of double-posting!", "user": "wildface" }, { "id": "302948", "time": "1326664952", "html": "Objection! Website was laggy!<br />\nI accuse the NP of having a penguin avatar!", "user": "thurlg4" }, { "id": "302949", "time": "1326664968", "html": "I couldn't help it, I was held against my will.<br />\nI accuse NP of assault.", "user": "asdasasefasd" }, { "id": "302950", "time": "1326664968", "html": "Lawl for ninjas", "user": "asdasasefasd" }, { "id": "302952", "time": "1326665014", "html": "You accused yourself of assault. Hehe.", "user": "thurlg4" }, { "id": "302955", "time": "1326665049", "html": "I was doing to double post thing, but then you decided to be a ninja.", "user": "asdasasefasd" }, { "id": "302958", "time": "1326665121", "html": "I accuse the NP of excessive turtle love!", "user": "thurlg4" }, { "id": "304438", "time": "1326742120", "html": "But the turtles were gonna get eaten by the sea if I wasn't there!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP by reason of insanity!", "user": "thesane1" }, { "id": "304656", "time": "1326749404", "html": "But the walls were coming towards me!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of stealing my shower!", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "304958", "time": "1326760492", "html": "In my defence you always smell lovely anyway.<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of Stealing my Pokemon!", "user": "nothingboy" }, { "id": "304963", "time": "1326760592", "html": "I can't help the fact that your charizard was so lovely and I had it eat your other pokemon<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of stealing my Godzilla movies", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "305634", "time": "1326790380", "html": "You had seen them several times, and I hadn't seen any of them yet! :O<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of laziness!", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "305638", "time": "1326790490", "html": "I object! I left the house today to get the mail. You call that lazy??<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of being embarrassing in public!", "user": "devery" }, { "id": "305642", "time": "1326790722", "html": "I object, I tripped, and you can hardly say that was on purpose!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of eating breakfast!", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "305660", "time": "1326793316", "html": "Aww, come on! You were eating with me!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP for trespassing!", "user": "justanotherrobot" }, { "id": "305669", "time": "1326793452", "html": "I object, you invited me in for a party!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of doing the limbo!", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "305672", "time": "1326793517", "html": "I object! The pole was on fire, and there was a stranded baby on the other side! You can hardly blame me.<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of corrupting the magistrate!", "user": "justanotherrobot" }, { "id": "305686", "time": "1326793767", "html": "I object, he was corrupt to begin with! I only tried to draw him out to bust him!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP for obstructing justice!", "user": "plutian" }, { "id": "305918", "time": "1326815593", "html": "It's not my fault it was in my way!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse NP of posting in a forum.", "user": "ndm" }, { "id": "305920", "time": "1326815721", "html": "It's not my fault it's so addicting<br />\n<br />\nI acuse the NP of being on Twocans", "user": "superjesus20" }, { "id": "305922", "time": "1326815826", "html": "I couldn't find another can, then I'd be on ThreeCans!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse NP of stealing my porch (not Porche, as I has no monies).", "user": "ndm" }, { "id": "306649", "time": "1326870506", "html": "I object. It's part of my house!<br />\n<br />\nI accuse the NP of existing.", "user": "justanotherrobot" }, { "id": "306746", "time": "1326894763", "html": "Sort of hard to help that, since it's so tempting.<br />\nI accuse NP of filing taxes one month late.", "user": "ndm" } ], "users": { "wildface": { "name": "Wildface", "key": "wildface", "url": "/users/wildface", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/164.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "20052" }, "iheartanyonebutyou": { "name": "Iheartanyonebutyou", "key": "iheartanyonebutyou", "url": "/users/iheartanyonebutyou", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8845" }, "thurlg4": { "name": "thurlg4", "key": "thurlg4", "url": "/users/thurlg4", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1194" }, "asdasasefasd": { "name": "asdasasefasd", "key": "asdasasefasd", "url": "/users/asdasasefasd", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11026" }, "thesane1": { "name": "TheSane1", "key": "thesane1", "url": "/users/thesane1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3006.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3487" }, "plutian": { "name": "plutian", "key": "plutian", "url": "/users/plutian", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1031.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12626" }, "nothingboy": { "name": "NothingBoy", "key": "nothingboy", "url": "/users/nothingboy", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "265" }, "superjesus20": { "name": "SuperJesus2.0", "key": "superjesus20", "url": "/users/superjesus20", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1628.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11224" }, "devery": { "name": "Devery", "key": "devery", "url": "/users/devery", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31604.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3748" }, "justanotherrobot": { "name": "Just Another Robot", "key": "justanotherrobot", "url": "/users/justanotherrobot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2393.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12958" }, "ndm": { "name": "ndm", "key": "ndm", "url": "/users/ndm", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2104" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 71 }

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