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I only got the reminder yesterday, I did it right away!

I accuse the NP of being broke!
  
You robbed me!

I accuse the NP for having too much free time!
  
I do not, I've traded it all in for a respectable post count!

I accuse the NP of looking at a screen.
  
Objection! I wasn't looking at the screen, I was just looking at the air in front of the screen!

I accuse the NP of putting his/her hand on a hot stovetop.
  
In my defense, I was wearing sufficient protection!

I accuse the NP of being accused!
  
In my defense, I was accused of being accused by being accused of much accusation in one post!

I accuse the NP for being online!
  
In my defense, I was about to leave until you posted this!

I accuse the NP of having a gender!
  
I object! I have no gender!

I accuse the NP for murder.
  
He was a jerk anyway. It was entirely justified!

I accuse the NP of being handsome/pretty!
  
That was a painting, not me!

I accuse the NP of a nice body! [No creepiness intended.]
  
It's a drawing!

I accuse the NP of creepiness!
  
You were undressing in my bedroom!

I accuse the NP of having a brain.
  
I object! Surely I wouldn't be in the posession of such a seemingly useful thing!

I accuse the NP of filming me!
  
You leapt in front of the camera!

I accuse the NP of invasion of privacy.
  
You wanted me to plan that surprise party!

I accuse the NP of having a head!
  
I was born with it, dammit!

I accuse the NP for biased head-ism!
  
OBJECTION! I don't know what you're talking about!

I accuse the NP of talking in purple!
  
I object, this is ultramarine violet!

I accuse the next poster of defending himself in court!
  
Oh come on! How do I defend against this?!

I accuse the NP of withholding false egg rolls!
  
A Chinese merchant was holding me up and threatening to use my liver in his next dish of noodles!

I accuse the NP for butchering the English language and his family, including his cousin, Swedish.
  
I knot no wat yoot alking abowt!

I accuse NP of summoning demons in the livingroom. (only in the kitchen, young man/lady!)
  
I couldn't have done it in the kitchen, because you still hadn't cleaned up your demons from the last time, as you promised! :O

I accuse the NP of wearing roller skates in bed!
  
That wasn't me, you were in the wrong house!

I accuse the NP of using Google Translate!
  
Es nevaru palīdzēt to! Tas ir pārāk vilinoši!

Es apvainot NP par breakdancing.
  
I wasn't breakdancing, I was dodging bullets!

I accuse the NP of firing at me.
  
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