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I don't approve of anyone's practices; I'm an equal opportunity bigot.

NP frequently misuses the semi;colon
  
Many people have, why are you only picking on me?



I accuse the NP of wasting food
  
Well I'm basically a human garbage disposal, so if that's wasting, then lock me up.

I accuse NP of keeping me up at night
  
Sorry, my autistic cousin only is able to sleep when there's a marching band playing next to him.






I accuse the np of making this place depressing
  
On a side note, don't call someone autistic. Say that they have autism. Even though it seems the same, it makes a difference.
  
What difference does it make? This is me genuinely asking, not trying to be a cunt.
  
From what I remember, the word autistic has a slightly more negative feel. I'm not entirely sure because I basically forgot everything from that one class but there's definitely a difference.
  
that one class

Let the tangent continue
What class was this?
  
Oh, did I not mention this was for the disability awareness merit badge?
  
Never knew that was a badge. To be fair, I quit Boy Scouts a long time ago.
  
(For those watching at home, there's a lot of disagreement on person-first vs identity-first language concerning autism, and what one person prefers might not be right for another. Anyway, I probably shouldn't get in an argument about this here.)
  
ok now let's get back to the original thread please we can make a thread in touchy subjects for this.

Also welcome back, Passive voice
  
In my defense, the ball was thrown by the pitcher.






I accuse the NP of giving me writer/pooper's block
  
Not my fault you didn’t eat enough brain fiber

I accuse np of letting this thread die AGAIN
  
I wasn't here for a while!

I accuse NP of being on this forum!
  
Hey, at least I am reviving a dead thread.






I accuse the NP of not making sure that Fortnite and Baby Shark actually died.
  
Lets be honest, trying to kill it would only revive it



I accuse thee of not knowing 232 on the spot
  
400 + 120 + 9 =529. Not instant, but not too hard.


I accuse the NP of giving up too easily.
  
Hey! I come from a long line of weak willed people!


However, I accuse the NP of touching the bloodsealed sword.
  
I solemnly swear that I didn't mean to, there were no labels or indication that it was to be left untarnished!

NP, I accuse you of singing "Washington Irving/ Irving Washington" on every single document you've filled out so far.
  
I actually draw an elaborate rune that signals the end times.

I accuse NP of at one point eating.
  
I'll define that one point as exactly 2:33 PM yesterday, and I can confirm that I was not eating

I accuse the NP of letting my dog eat my homework!
  
But I ate your homework?
I accuse NP of eating MY leftovers from the fridge that I was really looking forward to.
  
It wasn't me, I just chewed them up and then spit them out.


I accuse the NP of knowing the truth about Saudi Arabia
  
From what I remember, the word autistic has a slightly more negative feel. I'm not entirely sure because I basically forgot everything from that one class but there's definitely a difference.


The word "autistic" makes it seem like the person is some sort of embodiment of the disease. I use the term "autist," but use whatever suits you.
  
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