Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "5134", "posts": [ { "id": "406417", "time": "1337121132", "html": "We all know the song 100 bottle of beer on the wall.. Well this is the online version. <br />\n<br />\n100 bottles of beer on the wall, you take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "awkwardpenguinparty" }, { "id": "406420", "time": "1337121201", "html": "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "artsygirl" }, { "id": "406425", "time": "1337121319", "html": "98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around. 97 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "awkwardpenguinparty" }, { "id": "406428", "time": "1337121359", "html": "97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around. 96 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "artsygirl" }, { "id": "406891", "time": "1337175505", "html": "96 bottles of beer on the wall. 96 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around. 95 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "theking" }, { "id": "406974", "time": "1337184231", "html": "95 bottles of beer on the wall. 95 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around. 96 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "artsygirl" }, { "id": "406990", "time": "1337184804", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/artsygirl/\">artsygirl</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">95 bottles of beer on the wall. 95 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around. 96 bottles of beer on the wall.</div></div><br />\n<br />\n95 bottles of beer on the wall... I've never wondered until now: "why did she put an empty bottle back on the wall", "the songs doesn't specify if a beer bottle is still a 'beer bottle' after it's empty... what are we doing with the bottle once we pass it around...?<br />\n<br />\nWhile I'm thinking this, I'll go ahead and take another bottle down... 94 bottles of beer on the wall...", "user": "apg" }, { "id": "406994", "time": "1337185149", "html": "Lets make some nifty wind chimes.", "user": "artsygirl" }, { "id": "406996", "time": "1337185689", "html": "That sounds like a great idea... ;)<br />\n<br />\nNo we have 6 bottles to work with so far... still 94 bottles of beer on the wall though...", "user": "apg" }, { "id": "407000", "time": "1337186167", "html": "94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer. take one down pass it around <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KnpZYkTWno\">93 bottles of beer on the wall</a>", "user": "artsygirl" }, { "id": "407083", "time": "1337197846", "html": "93 bttls f br n th wll, 93 bttls of br. tke n dwn pss t rnd 92 bttles f br n th wll.<br />\n<br />\nWonder what we'll do with all these bottles when this is over. Bottle City?<br />\n<br />\nEDIT: 100-bottle wind chimes are...er...kinda unwieldy...", "user": "lazro" }, { "id": "407846", "time": "1337287245", "html": "92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer. take one down pass it around 91 bottles of beer on the wall<br />\n<br />\nWe can always go and smash them and start a bar fight.", "user": "artsygirl" }, { "id": "407852", "time": "1337287327", "html": "91 bottles of beer on the wall. 91 bottles of beer. Take 1 down pass it around 90 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "awkwardpenguinparty" }, { "id": "407932", "time": "1337289337", "html": "90 bottles of beer on the wall. 90 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around 89 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "artsygirl" }, { "id": "1056530", "time": "1575919712", "html": "89 bottles of beer on the wall. 89 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around 87 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "eykeo" }, { "id": "1056531", "time": "1575920264", "html": "88 bottles of beer on the wall 88 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 87 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "donutmanman1" }, { "id": "1056538", "time": "1575927154", "html": "87 bottles of beer on the wall 87 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 86 bottles of beer on the wall.", "user": "m3ltingm00nlight" }, { "id": "1056827", "time": "1576165862", "html": "gender race but both sides are on the same team", "user": "alfanewmerik" }, { "id": "1056829", "time": "1576165999", "html": "86 bottles of beer on the wall 86 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 85 bottles of beer on the wall.~<br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/alfanewmerik\">alfanewmerik</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">gender race but both sides are on the same team</div></div><br />Yeah, I guess. I'd say more like a fancy version of Counting Down, though.", "user": "wyyca21" }, { "id": "1056831", "time": "1576168027", "html": "85 bottles of beer on the wall 85 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 84 bottles of beer on the wall<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\"> 0 bottles of beer on the wall 0 bottles of beer, no more beer for that we fear, 5 drunken guys on the floor </span>", "user": "donutmanman1" }, { "id": "1056854", "time": "1576180632", "html": "84 bottles of beer on the wall 84 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 83 bottles of beer on the wall~<br /><br />Don't forget the dead people also here.<br />Also, I'm just emptying these out back, so...<br />Make that four humans.", "user": "wyyca21" }, { "id": "1057017", "time": "1576457722", "html": "83 BOTTLES OF <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">BEAR</span> _{<span style=\"color:#ff0700;\">beer</span>} ON THE WALL, 83 BOTTLES OF BEER, TAKE ON DOWN, PASS IT AROUND,<span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\"> 83</span> _{<span style=\"color:#ff0700;\">82</span>} BOTTLES OF BEAR ON THE WALL!<br /><br /><span style=\"color:#ff0700;\">Ahem.</span><br /><br />Seven years? This place would've been better off being a winery.", "user": "privateinspectorkidd" }, { "id": "1057019", "time": "1576461244", "html": "beer is 21+. I am legally unallowed from entry into this thread.", "user": "brotherfmahood" }, { "id": "1057020", "time": "1576461394", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/privateinspectorkidd\">privateinspectorkidd</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">83 BOTTLES OF BEAR ON THE WALL, 83 BOTTLES OF BEER, TAKE ON DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 83 BOTTLES OF BEAR ON THE WALL!</div></div><br />From this sentence, i can gather that there are both 83 bottles of bear, and 83 bottles of beer on the wall. I can also safely deduct that upon taking down a bottle of an unspecified variety, there remain 83 bottles of bear on the wall, therefore the bottle you took down from the wall must have been the beer, which makes sense. However, the question still remains, how did the bears get up there, and how do we get them down?", "user": "brotherfmahood" }, { "id": "1057021", "time": "1576461524", "html": "Sorry \u025fo\u0279 being sn\u0254\u0265 an \u0250u\u0250l retentive \u0250ss\u0265ol\u01dd", "user": "brotherfmahood" } ], "users": { "awkwardpenguinparty": { "name": "AwkwardPenguinParty", "key": "awkwardpenguinparty", "url": "/users/awkwardpenguinparty", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "288" }, "artsygirl": { "name": "artsygirl", "key": "artsygirl", "url": "/users/artsygirl", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7457" }, "theking": { "name": "theking", "key": "theking", "url": "/users/theking", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1312" }, "apg": { "name": "APG", "key": "apg", "url": "/users/apg", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/5447.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3718" }, "lazro": { "name": "Lazro", "key": "lazro", "url": "/users/lazro", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13214.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8955" }, "eykeo": { "name": "Eykeo", "key": "eykeo", "url": "/users/eykeo", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13649.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "108" }, "donutmanman1": { "name": "DonutManMan1", "key": "donutmanman1", "url": "/users/donutmanman1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/15607.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1686" }, "m3ltingm00nlight": { "name": "M3ltingM00nlight", "key": "m3ltingm00nlight", "url": "/users/m3ltingm00nlight", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13975.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "45" }, "alfanewmerik": { "name": "alfanewmerik", "key": "alfanewmerik", "url": "/users/alfanewmerik", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26693.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4299" }, "wyyca21": { "name": "Wyyca21", "key": "wyyca21", "url": "/users/wyyca21", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21468.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9909" }, "privateinspectorkidd": { "name": "privateinspectorkidd", "key": "privateinspectorkidd", "url": "/users/privateinspectorkidd", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27361.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1102" }, "brotherfmahood": { "name": "BrotherFMAHood", "key": "brotherfmahood", "url": "/users/brotherfmahood", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27360.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "111" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 24 }

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