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Women make up about half the population, while openly non-cis-hetero make up much less. Totally outnumbered.



Who would win: Fred Meyer or Oscar Mayer?
  
Oscar Meyer, because riding that wienermobile into battle would be amazing

Who would win, Simon Cowell, or Simon Says?
  
Simon Says, if Simon Cowell does anything Simon doesn't say, he's out.

Thing 1 or Thing 2?
  
The cat.


Tweedledum or Tweedledee?
  
Tweedledee, because Tweedledum is Tweedle-dumb.

Who would win in a fight between the forgotten : MySpace or LinkedIn?
  
Linkedin, it's full of smarter people

Continuing that, who would win: Bing or IE
  
IE can't fight, it's too busy trying to maintain backwards-compatibility. Bing wins and gets trounced in the next round by the ghost of Altavista.

Who would win in a fight, Clippy or Bonzi Buddy?
  
Clippy, Bonzi Buddy gets removed by an anti-malware program before the fight even starts



Who would win: two bicycles or a unicycle teamed up with a tricycle?
  
The 3+1 team. They have a combination of maneuverability and stability that the bicycles lack, and straightaway speed isn't as important in combat.

Who would win in a fight, StarmanDavid Bowie or StarmanAce Frehley or StarmanSuper Mario Bros.?
  
Bowie has a knife. And a gnome to go to.


Radio Gaga or Lady Gaga?
  
Well, Lady Gaga is on the radio and she's also on the telephone, telephone. But Queen clearly know how to Play The Game (the telephone game), and they both know how to play the Game Of LoveGame. I think this ends in a draw when the clock runs out.

Who would win in a fight, Radio Goo Goo or the Goo Goo Dolls?
  
The Goo Goo Dolls attempt to Dizzy Up The Opponent but quickly suffer a Sheer Heart Attack. Queen wins.


Who would win in a fight, NASA or The Octonauts?
  
Nasa, by far. The Octonauts will be too busy teaching lessons to young children.
Also Octonaut sounds like "Cosmonaut", and Russia was beat to the moon once before
Though they did beat us to space. We don't talk about that.


Who would win in a fight?
Blake's Pfp vs. Greyseff's Pfp
  
Blake's profile picture. There's several knockoffs of his picture on the site, and they would team up and outnumber Grey's




Who would win: GLaDOS or the autopilot from Wall-E?
  
GLaDOS, because after the fight, she'll be Still Alive
And his name is AUTO, you uncultured swine

Who would win in a fight:
Laura Croft or Nathan Drake?
  
Well, I don't know about Nathan Drake but Wikipedia says he's realistic and believable and those are disadvantages in a fight against a woman with infinite ammunition who can still see you through walls once she locks on. Lara wins by wallhacking.

Who would win in a fight, the Lucky Charms leprechaun or the Trix rabbit? Bear in mind these are two characters whose defining trait is snatching defeat from the very jaws of victory.
  
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun. Not only does he have luck and magic on his side, but tricks are for kids.
Now who would win: Matt from Wii sports or Waluigi?
  
Matt would win, that level is just too high.

Who would win, the Rice Krispies elves or the Keebler elves?
  
Rice Krispy Treats elves, because they'd Snap, Crackle, and Pop the competition.

Who would win in a fight : A Chinese knockoff, or an Indian call center?
  
Indian call center. They're too persistent.

Who would win: Frosty the Snowman or Rudolph?
  
Both disqualified.and that's putting it mildly Santa didn't come here to mess around.

Who would win in a fight, Chester Cheetah or Wile E. Coyote?
  
Chester Cheetah, it's not easy being cheesy for a reason.

Who would win: Will Smith or Agent Smith?
  
Agent Smith; he's not here to act or dance and don't even want to hear 'bout no wikki-wikki-wild-wild rap skills.

Who would win in a fight: Bacon, Lettuce, or Tomato?
  
Bacon



Rabbits foot vs 4-leaf clover?
  
Both of these charms are not themselves lucky, but only carriers bending chance in someone else's favor. This duel will be decided on martial prowess alone.
That said, I don't see any way for either one to win a fight (unless "Clover" is someone's name for their machine gun or something). At least a rabbit's foot has a chance to be thrown in the right direction and land on top of the clover so I'm going to declare rabbit's foot the provisional victor.

Who would win in a bar brawl, Coke or Pepsi?
  
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