Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "9692", "posts": [ { "id": "928037", "time": "1487174237", "html": "aye", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928049", "time": "1487178995", "html": "Ayyy our very own forum game!<br /><br />Let's make this a real game, here are the rules:<br />You request things from Arale. Your request can either be granted, denied, or corrupted.<br /><br />Me first: Can we go outside on the weekends for fresh air and sunshine?", "user": "redconverse" }, { "id": "928094", "time": "1487191496", "html": "Granted, as you had such a great idea for a forum game :D", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928129", "time": "1487198350", "html": "Can I bring my doggo down in the basement?", "user": "jayyz" }, { "id": "928132", "time": "1487198886", "html": "Hey am I allowed to bring Earplugs so I can stop hearing bagpipes?", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "928134", "time": "1487199386", "html": "jay.yz - YES I LOVE DOGGOS ALSO CATS I LOVE CATS<br /><br />tc- Yes, but all you can hear is more bagpipes :D", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928135", "time": "1487199440", "html": "Nooooooo! It's never going to end!", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "928136", "time": "1487199491", "html": "mwahahhahaha", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928138", "time": "1487199594", "html": "Fine. Can I have my own bagpipes and an instructor then?", "user": "tc3692" }, { "id": "928140", "time": "1487199945", "html": "granted, as long as he can teach all of us so we can have a bagpipe-ing band", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928144", "time": "1487200272", "html": "Can I have more clocks?", "user": "redconverse" }, { "id": "928145", "time": "1487200611", "html": "denied.<br /><br />BOI WE LITERALLY HAVE 300 CLOCKS", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928163", "time": "1487205861", "html": "\u266a\u266b But who cares, no big deal, I WANT MOREEEE \u266a\u266b", "user": "redconverse" }, { "id": "928164", "time": "1487205881", "html": "Can we make cookies?", "user": "redconverse" }, { "id": "928166", "time": "1487205980", "html": "Yes, but they're oatmeal raisin<br />^{MY FAVORITE!!!}", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928167", "time": "1487205997", "html": "oh my god", "user": "toad" }, { "id": "928168", "time": "1487206030", "html": "Welcome to my basement, toad.<br /><br /><br />You can't leave :)", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928170", "time": "1487206498", "html": "Your God is dead to these filthy heathen.", "user": "sundog" }, { "id": "928173", "time": "1487206775", "html": "Can I write?", "user": "jayyz" }, { "id": "928180", "time": "1487207652", "html": "Sure, but you have to write an essay comparing and contrasting shrek and shrek the musical", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928189", "time": "1487213051", "html": "<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">oh no.</span>", "user": "jayyz" }, { "id": "928193", "time": "1487217740", "html": "Why not an attic? You have the same level of creepiness and you don't get screwed by flooding. Win-win-win.", "user": "qwexspam" }, { "id": "928211", "time": "1487235538", "html": "What is this?<br />And more importantly, why am I looking at this instead of sleeping?<br />Do you mind if I take a nap on your floor?", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "928212", "time": "1487250754", "html": "To qwex- because the attic won't protect us from the nuclear apocalypse outside, duh <br /><br />To cold frost- Sure! You might not be able to fall asleep, though. Clocks can be loud if there are 300 of them", "user": "arale" }, { "id": "928214", "time": "1487251659", "html": "Can I read a book on David Hume?", "user": "jayyz" } ], "users": { "arale": { "name": "Arale", "key": "arale", "url": "/users/arale", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31375.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1985" }, "redconverse": { "name": "redconverse", "key": "redconverse", "url": "/users/redconverse", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39201.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "295" }, "jayyz": { "name": "jay.yz", "key": "jayyz", "url": "/users/jayyz", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/5638.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "563" }, "tc3692": { "name": "tc3692", "key": "tc3692", "url": "/users/tc3692", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42217.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8912" }, "toad": { "name": "Toad", "key": "toad", "url": "/users/toad", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/127.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "23847" }, "sundog": { "name": "Sundog", "key": "sundog", "url": "/users/sundog", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3220.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4929" }, "qwexspam": { "name": "qwEXspam", "key": "qwexspam", "url": "/users/qwexspam", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/5431.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7292" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/6053.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8104" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 117 }

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