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The rules are simple

I start the story, anyone can elaborate on the story. No more than three lines.

Ian woke up in his bed, as his alarm clock ringed signaling to him that today was the day. Today was the the day he was going to do the thing.
The Thing
  
The thing was a thing he needed to do when the thing was being thingy. So when he did the thing, because the thing was being thingy, the thing...
  
Turned his bones into powder from brute force. The thing was no ordinary thing, for it came from "Where the Wild Things Are"! He had no choice but to...
  
Use the COUNTERTHING! The THING, temporarily cowed, has escaped. However, it is feared that it will come back with a vengeance.
  
The Thing plots something so devastating, so maniacal, so horrid and macabre that...
  
Teh thing had to manically laugh, giving away his position, revealing that the thing was located in the...
  
Back of a Mexican restaurant's dumpster! With binoculars! Watching our hero!
  
Ian ran from his house to the dumpster using superhuman speed. He found the Thing and locked him away Where the Wild Things Are using superhuman strength. For he was not human, he was actually...
  
A THING! UPON LEARNING THIS, IAN BEGAN RIPPING A HOLE IN SPACE TIME, TRAVELLING TO THE DIMENSION OF
  
COOKIES!!! He eats every cookie he can, gaining so much weight that...
  
he no longer had thing-like abilities. The only way he could return home was if he could convince the cookie wizard to open a wormhole to his own dimension. Nearly...
  
annihilating the cookie lords stock of cookies, the cookie lord declared a deal in punishment rather than his kind teleportation. The deal was that...
  
this thing never ends.
Ian woke up in his bed, as his alarm clock rang, signaling to him that today was the day. Today was the the day he was going to do the thing! (The thing was a thing he needed to do when the THING was being thingy.) When he did the thing, (because the THING was being thingy,) the THING Turned Ian's bones into powder from brute force. The THING was no ordinary thing, for it came from "Where the Wild Things Are". Ian had no choice but to use the COUNTERTHING! The THING, temporarily cowed, escaped. However, everyone feared that it would come back with vengeance. The THING plotted something so devastating, so maniacal, so horrid and macabre, that the thing had to manically laugh, giving away his position. Revealing that the thing was located in the back of a Mexican restaurant's dumpster! With binoculars! Watching our hero! Ian ran from his house to the dumpster using superhuman speed. He found the THING and locked him away Where the Wild Things Are using superhuman strength. For he was not human, he was actually, A THING! Upon learning this, IAN BEGAN RIPPING A HOLE IN SPACE TIME, TRAVELLING TO THE DIMENSION OF COOKIES!!! He ate every cookie he could, gaining so much weight that he no longer had thing-like abilities. The only way he could return home was if he could convince the cookie Wizard to open a wormhole to his own dimension. But because Ian had nearly annihilated the Cookie Lord's stock of cookies, the Cookie Wizard declared a deal in punishment rather than kind teleportation. The deal was that Ian would never go home until he re-baked all the cookies he ate. This was an impossible task unless he could find help in the kitchen. So Ian called his friends...
  
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