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Listen man, I thought you were leaving

I accuse NP of a major hate crime against furries!
  
In my defense, I thought I was hitting furies!

I accuse the NP of shooting neutrons at passerby!
  
If I posses the ability to shoot neutrons, its only fair that I can!

I accuse NP of leaving an empty jug of milk in the fridge!
  
The fridge has a milk spot and we had none left anyway

I accuse NP of calculator theft
  
I eventually payed the cashier back. Sure it was a few months overdue, but he understood.


I accuse NP of dawdling at their phone for way too long!
  
I was claiming TheOneAndOnlyZuck's soul!

I accuse np of not claiming their soul.
  
Dude, are you serious? Fine. Check the gender race thread.


I accuse the NP of eating a pot brownie.
  
(^OwO^)
  
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I accuse NP of playing Fortnite!
  
I already lost my virginity

I accuse np of thinking depression is a joke.
  
I DO NOT!


I accuse the np of inventing Paragon
  
what the actual fuck lol

I accuse NP of not being funny on this thread
  
Well, I try my hardest.

I accuse the NP of misinterpreting things deliberately!
  
Paragon is also a superhero



I accuse the np of not playing Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
  
I can't have everything.

I accuse np of looking up the meaning to super easy words.
  
"easy" is entirely subjective. How do you know this isn't my first language?


I accuse the NP of pirating blu-ray players
  
no u

I accuse np of "no u"
  
Please, oh god, no, don't start on that.

I accuse the NP of not creating a well-crafted response to this!
  
I think that this is an original enough response to that accusation.

I accuse np of accusing nnp of something
  
I plead guilty on all counts.

NP stole the laces off my left shoe.
  
Sorry, they were needed for my right one.

I accuse an accusation of accusing accusations!
  
That's... why I'm here


I accuse the np of shoplifting
  
I had to replace my laces.

NP shat all over my lawn.
  
you spelled "killed kittens" wrong

np doesn't approve of my practices
  
you spelled "killed kittens" wrong

np doesn't approve of my practices
  
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